So this is a joke right, there's no ice cream here. I thought just for fun this week I would try a snack that is more novelty than snack, then it came to me. We send great people into space, into extreme circumstances, strapped to giant silos of explosive fuel, and all we can give them to eat is this. The best way to describe this treat is strange. The flavour is okay but the texture is just impossible to describe. It's smooth and creamy and kind of chalky too. I'm not sure at this point if you can still call it ice cream either. It's not cold at all. It's not like real ice cream at all, but I guess its hard to keep things cold up in space. Wait a minute its really cold up in space, why not bring regular ice cream and just leave it outside.