Next, we take a look at what happens when you (or in this case
me) consume this kind of concoction.
We started off by filling my mouth with one full packet of Pop
Rocks. Blue was all we had left.
Putting a whole bag of Pop Rocks in your mouth is not really my
idea of fun… No wait a minute, it is. Instantly my mouth was
transformed from your average household mouth into a party of popping
and fizzing.
After adding a little of the brown bubbly goodness into the mix
I soon discovered that my biggest problem might be the amount of
fizz trying to escape from my mouth. Let’s just say the party
got out of hand.
Now, I do have to be honest that I was keeping it in my mouth for
the benefit of the photos, but eventually I did have to swallow.
Well, swallow what didn’t already shoot out of my mouth when
I tried to close it. Whenever I tried to close my mouth my cheeks
would inflate, thus spewing what appeared to be green foam out of
my mouth. This did make it difficult to swallow but eventually I
managed.
Thinking the worst was behind me, or at least safely inside me,
I started to relax. Then, I felt the rumblings of a ball of gas
in my stomach that kept getting bigger and bigger. In fact, it’s
still there and it’s not feeling too hot right now. My stomach
that is; I’m sure the gas is fine.
So now I wait. I’m either off to the hospital, going to burp
myself senseless, or just drop dead. I’ll let you know tomorrow.
Day 2 part 1 (the first 12 hours)
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