The 'Key Lime' Conspiracy

Lies, lies, it's all lies. One of the worst things in the world is a lie, and in the candy world its no different. One of the biggest has to be the great 'key lime' conspiracy. Simple it is, but evil? You better believe it.

One of the most interesting flavours used today has to be lime. Sometimes its used instead of lemon just to give a treat a bit of originality. It's great especially when its real lime juice because real limes do have a great unique flavour and can always add a great twist to any treat. But there are bad people in the world. People who feel its okay to lie. People out in the world are idiots. Morons all of them. That's what some of these companies think, when it comes to.... What the heck was I talking about? Oh yeah, limes.

Have you ever enjoyed a treat that was labeled 'key lime' flavoured and thought to yourself, "I guess key limes are just like any other lime." or maybe that 'key lime' is a style of flavouring a pie. Well, its not! A 'key lime' is a unique lime with a special flavour and people you are getting ripped off. I'm here to blow the whistle on candies that claim to be 'key lime' flavoured and do not have a drop of 'key lime' in them.

People... read the label. If it says 'key lime', check the ingredients. If there are no 'key limes' in it, you are getting ripped off. Stand up and unite against the foe 'key limes'. Key limes are so good and its about time we got what we paid for.

If you ever do get the chance, you should try one and if you're even luckier you might find a candy with real 'key lime' in it.