Mr. Big

Cadbury

Ha, ha I tell you, you think your soo big "Mr. Big"? Well your not and don't let me catch you around here anymore. Well now that's out of the way it's about time I do the review, and you'll like it, or else. The Mr. Big is one of those bars that I never really seem to gravitate to myself but every once in a while one comes my way and I guess I don't mind them. It's just not memorable. It could be that there's just so much going on in this bar that I never really know what I'm eating. That and the wafer in the middle just seems a little too light. It might just be name but it really doesn't seem that big once you bite into it. It's not a bad treat just not one of my favourites.

All scores out of 5

Often when I do a review it's because I come across an interesting treat and I figure sure I'll give it a try. Sometimes it's because somebody asks me to try something and I figure sure why not. Well that was the case with the Mr. Big, Sam another candy fanatic freaked out when he didn't see this bar on my site. So instantly he ran off to the store and bought me one. Well I felt so touched that I figured I'd let him give in his two cents and here it is:

Sam's Review

What do you get when you combine Nestlé's Crunch, Cadbury's Caramilk, and Nestlé's Kit-Kat? I'm talking about Mr. frikkin' BIG!! Surely the ultimate "mix-tape" of chocolate bars, this heavy-hitting combination will drop you like a brick, sending you and your taste-buds into spastic convulsions of joy.

And when you wake up, cold and confused, you'll see the wrapper in your hand and you'll be like "Dang! Now I know why it's called Mr. BIG!!!" (You'll also notice your wallet is missing and the word "wuss" printed on your forehead)

The word "Mr." commands RESPECT. Like Mr.Gartland in English class. You might not like his class and you may have even spent his class daydreaming . But you tried your very best to appear awake, listening and taking notes. Why? cuz everyone KNEW he wouldn't hesitate one second to give you extra-homework or a "detention" or or even send you to the dreaded Principle Doyle for some old-fasioned "disciplining".

If you perchance disrespect Mr.BIG, he won't let you off that easy.......you'll find yourself praying for Principle Doyle.

All scores out of 5

Sam's doing much better after the hospital stay.