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100 Grand
Worth the price. |
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100 Grand "With Peanuts"
Worth even more. |
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Aero
The airhead of the candy world. |
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Aero Caramel
Light and sticky. |
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After Eight
Do you know what time it is? |
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Almond Joy
The happiest nut in the world. |
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Almond Joy "Dark Chocolate"
It's like a dark comedy writen by a nut. |
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Amazon Brittle
Venture into the jungle where the great apes of the Amazon make
chocolate bars for all to enjoy. |
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Baby Ruth
It's like eating a Baby, named Ruth. |
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Balisto
I like the bees on the package. |
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Big Turk
That can't be politically correct. |
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Bohoc
If I could pronounce it I would have something clever to say. |
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Butterfinger
Don't let it slip through your fingers. |
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Butterfinger "Crisp"
Some people call me Butterfingers. |
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Cacao Reserve
It sounds like something a candy bank would have. |
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Caramello
When you care about being mello. |
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Caramilk "Chocolate"
More Chocolate then you care to milk, ouch! |
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Caramilk "Maple"
Tree tapping fun. |
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Caravan
Line them up and you have a Caravan of Caravans. |
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Charleston Chew "Strawberry"
Charleston, I asked for a dance, and this is what I got. |
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Choclairs
It sounds French doesn't it. |
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Clark
Open it up and you may find a big S. |
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Club Mint
The best way to mistreat your mint. |
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Coffee Crisp
Hey where do I dip my donut. |
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Coffee Crisp Orange
Coffee liquid, Orange Squishy, now it's all Crispy |
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Collision
When candies collide. |
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Creamy Caramel
It's the only way to have it. |
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Crispy Crunch
Just how I like my chicken. |
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Crunchie
If it's soft I'll be surprised. |
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Crunky Almond
If you're sick of crunchy, why not go for something crunky. |
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Curly Wurly
You come for the Curl you stay for the Wurl. |
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Dairy Milk "with Caramel"
Burnt sugar and Cow Juice, my favorite! |
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Dairy Milk "Mint"
It's all in what you feed the cows. |
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Dairy Milk with 'creme egg'
It's square, it's got a yolk. |
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Double Decker
It's like getting punched twice. |
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Double Take
When eating this treat you may need a body double. |
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Dream Snow Bites
If they're yellow that's not a dream snow bite, that's just yellow
snow. |
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Duplo
I thought it was little kid sized lego. |
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Eat-More
Now do what your bar tells you. |
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Femamozen
Creepiest wrapper ever! |
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Fifth Avenue
Make a left on Central park west and walk 3 blocks. |
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Flake
Hey who you calling a flake? |
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Fudge
Small and fudgy. |
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Galaxy Bar
How far will you go for one? |
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Galaxy Caramel
Out of this world. |
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Ghirardelli Chocolate Squares 'Dark chocolate with Raspberry'
The name is a mouth full and so is the chocolate. |
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Gusto Limone
Was this the name of a guy in the God Father? |
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Heath
I collected a bunch of these and tied them up together in a circle
on Christmas, I had a Christmas Heath. |
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Hershey Almonds & Toffee Chips
What can I say... No really what, tell me! |
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Hershey Bar
This is the kind of bar exam I can handle. |
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Hershey Make Your Own Chocolate Bar
Labor not included |
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Hershey 'n' more "Caramel Cookie Bar"
Wow, it's more than Hershey! |
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Hershey Raisins & Almonds
Raisins and Almonds living together in perfect harmony. |
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Hershey Strawberries'n'Creme
I had a bowl of these for breakfast. |
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Hershey's with Skor
It's two bar, two bars, two bars in one! |
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Idaho Spud
What says candy better than a potato. |
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In Chocolate Sesame Snacks
I wonder what it is? |
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Ivory Mountain
Is that a romance novel characters name or what? |
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Jacek
This could be my hip hop name. |
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Kit Kat
"I do not like to share a Kit Kat with four or more people" Mitch
Headburg |
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Kit Kat Chunk
Bigger, better, Chunky. |
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Kit Kat Orange
Part of a balanced breakfast. |
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Kit Kat Strawberry
Wasn't a 'Kit Kat' something people used to do on a skateboard? |
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Kit Kat Banana
This treat has a peel... |
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Kit Kat 'Cinnamon'
It just never stops. |
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Kit Kat Editions "tiramisu"
Class E |
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Kit Kat "Triple Chocolate"
Four sticks, three times the chocolate, it's like candy math. |
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Kudos
and Kudos to you too. |
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Liaison
It's French so it sounds sexy. |
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Maciek Toffi
Is that how you spell toffee? |
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Mackintosh's Toffee
If it belongs to Mackintosh why is he selling it? |
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Mars Bar with Almonds
Martian nuts |
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Mars Caramel
I thought it had Caramel already. |
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Mars Delight
Good things from another planet. |
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Max 5
It's like the capasity of my car only it's a chocolate bar. |
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Melk Noten
It's kind of like it's misspelled.
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Mighty Perky Nana
I have no comment. |
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Milky Way
Spacey man. |
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Milky Way Midnight
What time is it? |
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Mint Crisp Bar
I'd like mine extra crispy! |
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Mirage
I thought I saw it but it really wasn't there. |
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Mr. Big
Expectations run high, don't they. |
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Mr. Big Double Dunk
Hey that's my basketball nickname. |
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Mr.Goodbar
If it's not good is that false advertising? |
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Nestlé Crunch
Is it really scrumptious when it crunches? |
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Nestlé Crunch "Mocha"
I have had crunchy coffee before but it was just old. |
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Nestlé Crunch Caramel
Let's just hope the caramel isn't the crunchy part. |
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Nestlé Crunch Dark
It's like a chocolate bar tan. |
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Nestlé Crunch with Peanuts
Peanuts are already crunchy. |
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Nestle Toll House Candy Bar 'Brownie'
You have to pay to get into that house. |
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Nougatti
That just about says it all. |
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Nougat Chocolate
I wonder what's in it? |
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NPNC (sort of)
If you can read it, you tell me. |
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Nuts
Who you callin' crazy. |
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Nuts about Caramel
So much fun it will get you committed. |
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Nut Milk
For all those who milk peanuts. |
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Nut Rageous
When nuts are mad with rage. |
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Oh Henry!
Does this bar sound nagging or sexy? |
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Oh Henry "Very Vanilla"
Not just vanilla, very vanilla. |
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Oh Henry "Oh Canada"
Sometimes it's good to be from the north. |
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Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar
I don't know what that means but it's a lot of good words all
together. |
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Overload
I did this to a boat once and it sank. |
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Pal-o-Mine
Any friend of yours is... |
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Pay Day
My favorite day of the week. |
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PayDay "Honey Roasted"
I like my checks over the BBQ. |
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Peanut Bar
Recommended by a classy nut. |
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Peanut Slab
If you want to sell candy make sure you use the word slab. |
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Pinky
What colour do you think it is? |
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Reese Crispy Peanut Butter Cups
Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Crisps and the best part is its round.
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Reese's Inside Out
I like to eat them outside. |
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Reese Peanut Butter Cups
Not to be confused with a cup of peanut butter. |
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Reese Peanut Butter Cups "with caramel"
What more could they add? |
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Reese's Peanut Butter Egg
What kind of chicken makes these things? |
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Reese White Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
Like little peanut butter pies. |
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Reese Sticks
Stick it to the man. |
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Risoletto Classic
This is classic Risoletto, what ever Risoletto is. |
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Rocky Road
It looks like a it might be that kind of road. |
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Shush
The quietest bar in the world. |
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Sidekick
I got one of these right to the side of the head once. |
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Sky Bar
The bar of the future today. |
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Smarties Bar
A place where the intelligent can drink. |
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Peanut Butter Smarties Bar
I don't like my Peanut Butter to have an attitude. |
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Snack Barz
I got carded there. |
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Snack Shortcake
Worst wrestle name ever. |
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Snickers
I'm satisfied. |
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Snickers Crunchers
What's better than a Snickers, no really what is? |
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Special Crisp
What to eat in "special" class. |
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Sweet Marie
I dated her once. |
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Temno
How do you pronounce it? |
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3
But I only ate one. |
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3 Bit XXL
So this is... a really big... bit of 3's? |
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3 Musketeers
Better than two and not as good as four. |
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Toffee Crisp
Hey isn't that a little too similar to another bar? |
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Tootsie Roll
Candy in Drag. |
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Top Deck
The best part of a boat. |
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Torrone
Brought to you by the people who brought you pizza. |
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Twix
I think it might be some kind of mish mash meaning two sticks,
but I can't prove it. |
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Twix Top
Tops what?.. Tops What!!? |
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Violet Crumble
I think I saw Violet Crumble open for Hole. |
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Whatchamacallit
Who names these things? |
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Whole Bean
When half just wont cut it. |
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Wispa "Mint"
Shhhhh, Wispa. |
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Wok
Wok like a man, talk like a man. |
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Wonka Bar
You could meet Willy too. |
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Wunderbar
The name is clever enough. |
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Xploder
Oddest of the odd. |
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York Peppermint Pattie
My favorite Peanuts character. |
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Yorkie
It may sound like a dogs name but it's all taste. |