Almond Kiss When you "want to rock and roll all night and party every day".
	Blood Bones Creepy.
	Blood Orange Cordials Bleeding oranges...Yuck!
	Bottle Caps If only the bottle tasted this good.
	Candy Cane Cruch Bark Bark?.. Like a dog?
	Candy Corn Fresh off the cob.
	Caramel I wish I had something clever to say.
	Caramel Bonbon C'est bon oui?
	Cashew Crunch Cashew well cash you too.
	Chocolate covered pretzel "with peanuts" It's a whole lot of stuff in one.
	Christmas Balls Make sure you get the chocolate ones because the glass ones hurt the mouth.
	Cinnamon Heart Cinnamon, isn't that when two words sound alike but have two meanings?
	Dark Chocolate Covered Stawberries It's like goth fruit.
	Eggnog Almonds A drink in solid form... with nuts!
	Golden Cubes Square and metalic.
	Hot Wire They make my Internet connection faster.
	Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bellies Next you'll eat Jelly Belly flavoured pop corn.
	Kandy Kookies My spell check is lost right now.
	Kisses 'Coconut Creme' I've kissed a coconut before and it hurt my lips.
	Malt Balls What is "Malt" anyway?
	Marshmallow Banana Soft and slippery
	Mellowcreme Pumpkins They're mellow.
	Milk Shakes (Vanilla) I was thirsty when I ate this, I still am.
	Peanut Butter Log Lincoln built his first home out of these.
	Peas and Carrots Next mashed potatoes?
	Sugar Free Red Licorice I know, I know, what kind of candy site has sugar free anything?
	Styrofoam Disks (UFO's) Hey where's my cow?
	Swirl Gummy Bears They spin, and you do my bidding.