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Cacao Reserve
It sounds like something a candy bank would have. |
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Cactus Candy
Pointy Fun |
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Candee Slurpee
Is it a drink or a candy? |
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Old Fashioned Candy Buttons
Some people push my buttons, I eat'em! |
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Candy Corn
Fresh off the cob. |
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Caramel
I wish I had something clever to say. |
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Caramel Apple Pops
Better than eating a real apple. |
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Carmelo Blando "Gogo"
I ate them wearing gogo boots. |
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Caramello
When you care about being mello. |
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Caravan
Line them up and you have a Caravan of Caravans. |
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Caribe
I don't know what this means so I can't write anything clever. |
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Cartridge Candy
Lock and load. |
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Caplico Stick "Chocolate Flavored"
Nothing says fun like Stick! |
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Caramel Bonbon
C'est bon oui? |
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Caramel Center Rolo Ice Cream Bar
Roll out the Rolo we'll have a bucket of laughs. |
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Caramilk "Chocolate"
More Chocolate then you care to milk, ouch! |
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Caramilk "Maple"
Tree tapping fun. |
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Caramilk Choc-o-Men
I want Choc-o-women too. |
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Caramilk Deluxe
Better than the regular... hmmm. |
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Cashew Crunch
Cashew well cash you too. |
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Chai Tea Truffle
Drink up the chocolate. |
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Chappies
A nice British fellow. |
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Chargers
I put it in my flashlight and all I got was a mess. |
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Charleston Chew "Strawberry"
Charleston, I asked for a dance, and this is what I got. |
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Cherry Blossom
It smells like spring! |
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Cherry Cream Bell
I wonder if you can still ring it? |
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Chicken Bones
It would appear the bones are tastier than the rest of the chicken. |
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Chiclets
If you see a nice girl walking down the hall and you want to
ask her out, don't call her one of these. |
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Choclairs
It sounds French doesn't it. |
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Chocodate
The perfect night out. |
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Chocolate Bunny
Isn't he cute? Well, isn't he? Hello is anybody listening? |
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Chocolate "Christmas Light"
Don't bite it or the rest will go out! |
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Chocolate Collon
Did that say Colon? |
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Chocolate covered pretzel "with peanuts"
It's a whole lot of stuff in one. |
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Chocolate Frog
Now with 10% more chocolate warts. |
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Chocolate Stuffed Marshmallows
It's like stuffing a turkey but sweeter. |
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Chocolate Toffee Pistachios
Three words that go well together in my mind. |
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Chocolate Truffle
Does that mean that there are mushrooms in this? |
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Chocotelegram
And the message is "love". |
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Chokoriel
All I know is I got a whole bag of them. |
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Chomppers
That's what I call my teeth. |
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Christmas Balls
Make sure you get the chocolate ones because the glass ones hurt
the mouth. |
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Cinnamon Heart
Cinnamon, isn't that when two words sound alike but have two
meanings? |
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Clark
Open it up and you may find a big S. |
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Clodhoppers
It's idiots jumping. |
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Club Mint
The best way to mistreat your mint. |
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Coffee Crisp
Hey where do I dip my donut. |
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Coffee Crisp Orange
Coffee liquid, Orange Squishy, now it's all Crispy |
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Collision
When candies collide. |
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Combos Cheddar Cheese Crackers
Yum cheese in a hole! |
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Cowpokes "Butter Toffee Pops"
I do not recomend actually poking cows. |
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Creme Savers "Strawberrie and Creme"
If you like savering things that come out of cows then you're
in luck. |
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Creamsicle Candy Twist Peaches and Cream
Milk, Peaches, and fun! |
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Creamy Caramel
It's the only way to have it. |
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Crispy Crunch
Just how I like my chicken. |
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Crunchie
If it's soft I'll be surprised. |
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Crunchie Egg
All eggs are crunchie if you leave the shell on them. |
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Crunky Almond
If you're sick of crunchy, why not go for something crunky. |
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Crush
All the taste and none of the refreshment. |
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Cry Baby Tears
It reminds me of childhood. |
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Curly Wurly
You come for the Curl you stay for the Wurl. |
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Curly Wurly Squirlies
Say that 3 times fast. |