Acid Pop

It say's it's from Harry Potter but I think I saw it in Tommy first.

Balisto

I like the bees on the package.

Brazil Nut Toffee

Strangely not from South America.

Buttons

Not the kind you do up, or the kind you push.

Caramello

When you care about being mello.

Chappies

A nice British fellow.

Chocolate Frog

Now with 10% more chocolate warts.

Club Mint

The best way to mistreat your mint.

Coffee Crisp Orange

Coffee liquid, Orange Squishy, now it's all Crispy

Creamy Raspberry

Raspberries are my favorite berry of all.

Curly Wurly

You come for the Curl you stay for the Wurl.

Curly Wurly Squirlies

Say that 3 times fast.

D'aim

Ready, D'aim, Fire!

Dairy Milk "with Caramel"

Burnt sugar and Cow Juice, my favorite!

Dairy Milk with 'creme egg'

It's square, it's got a yolk.

Discover Flavour

This sounds like a challenge.

Double Decker

It's like getting punched twice.

Dream Snow Bites

If they're yellow that's not a dream snow bite, that's just yellow snow.

Duplo

I thought it was little kid sized lego.

Dutch Licorice

Wooden shoes sold seperately.

Edible Easter Grass

Some things have no point at all.

Fini Tennis 'Lemon Lime'

If I these don't score well should I call it love?

Fizzing Whizzbees

I love my Whizzbees fizzing.

Flake

Hey who you calling a flake?

Fudge

Small and fudgy.

Galaxy Bar

How far will you go for one?

Galaxy Caramel

Out of this world.

Galaxy Minstrels

Musicians from outer space.

Giant Smarties

What's 10 feet tall and knows the entire periodic table of elements?

Gummy Bears

Picnic Baskets not included.

Gusto Limone

Was this the name of a guy in the God Father?

Häagen-Dazs "Caramel Cone Explosion"

Great ice cream. Too many A's

Hubba Bubba Duo "Banana Chocolate"

Duo more like do over.

In Chocolate Sesame Snacks

I wonder what it is?

Ivory Mountain

Is that a romance novel characters name or what?

IQ Elements 'Lemon Green-T Mint'

It's like a cup of tea only without the water.

Jacek

This could be my hip hop name.

Kit Kat Dark

The nightlife of a Kit Kat.

Kit Kat Editions "tiramisu"

Class E

Kit Kat Orange

Part of a balanced breakfast.

Lakerol Sugar Free Pastilles “Salvi”

I think I had an aunt named "Salvi"

Liaison

It's French so it sounds sexy.

L'il Scoops

Great for a treat, horrible for ice cream sundaes.

Lindt

Not what you might find in your belly button.

Maciek Toffi

Is that how you spell toffee?

Magical Elves

Are there any other kind?

Mandrake Lollipop Dipper

Did they eat them in the movie?

Mars Delight

Good things from another planet.

Marabou Milk Chocolate

In Canada we pronounce it Caribou.

Melk Noten

It's kind of like it's misspelled.

Les Mini-Sachets

C'est en Francais nest pas?

Milky Way 'Crispy Rolls'

It's what astronomers call meteorites.

Munchies

That's what I got!

Noshkes

Nosh means food.

Nougatti

That just about says it all.

Nut Rageous

When nuts are mad with rage.

Nuts

Who you callin' crazy.

Nuts about Caramel

So much fun it will get you committed.

Parma Violet

I know what Violet is but....

Pepito

Spanish French treats, I just don't get it.

Perlas De Spana

Pearls of Spain?

Pez

You can build a wall with it.

Puds

With a name like that it has to be great!

Risoletto Classic

This is classic Risoletto, what ever Risoletto is.

Rocher

I think that's how you say rocker in french.

Rolo Biscuits

When you mug a biscuit you Rol-o Biscuit... I just wrote that and I don't get it.

Shush

The quietest bar in the world.

Snack Shortcake

Worst wrestle name ever.

Spaghett Gum

I had this for dinner.

Surreal

Not the kind you put milk on!

3

But I only ate one.

3 Bit XXL

So this is... a really big... bit of 3's?

Toffee Crisp

Hey isn't that a little too similar to another bar?

Torrone

Brought to you by the people who brought you pizza.

Tukish Delight

Turkey is a nice place so I understand this.

Twix Top

Tops what?.. Tops What!!?

Vimto

Say it with pride...

Walkers Cheese & Onion Flavour Crisps

Wavel Assorted Chocolates

All I need is the box then everything will be ok.

Wine Gums

Lay off the hooch rummy.

Wispa "Mint"

Shhhhh, Wispa.

Wonka Bar

You could meet Willy too.

Wunderbar Roll

and after all, your my Wunderbaaaaaar.

Yorkie

It may sound like a dogs name but it's all taste.

Zimballa

It sounds like a place I would visit.