Blood Balls Ouch!
	Bubblicious "Carnival Cotton Candy" Globs of sugar that taste like spun sugar.
	Bubblicious "Savage Sour Apple" It's what happenes when the apple bites back.
	Bubblicious "Strawberry Splash" Now I'm all wet.
	Chappies A nice British fellow.
	Chiclets If you see a nice girl walking down the hall and you want to ask her out, don't call her one of these.
	Dubble Bubble It may sound like two pieces but it's just one.
	Excel 'Peppermint' But does it make you go faster?
	Extra "Peach" That's more peach isn't it?
	Freshen-up A good way to get a slap.
	5 "Evolve" This sounds like a rave song.
	Extra "Peach" That's more peach isn't it?
	Fini Tennis 'Lemon Lime' If I these don't score well should I call it love?
	Fruit Stripe This looks like bad reception on TV.
	Gold Rocks Right now on the stock market these are selling for 4 cents an ounce.
	Gum Balls Round and chewy...
	Hockey Puck Gum Now they take your teeth out two ways.
	Hubba Bubba Duo "Banana Chocolate" Duo more like do over.
	Hubba Bubba Sweet Roll Named after a sweet guy named Bubba, right?
	Kiss Mint Is this a suggestion?
	Lunar Bubble Dust Bubble Gum Spacey man.
	New Juicy Fruit It's really more fruity than juicy.
	P.K Pepmint Chewing Gum It sounds like an excutives name.
	Puredent 'Spearmint' The purest dent of all.
	Sand Hill Bubble Gum The beach made tasty.
	Sour Magic Gum The package says it all.
	Spaghett Gum I had this for dinner.
	Teaberry Boil some water and enjoy.
	Think Gum Ok I will.
	Trident Layers 'Wild Strawberry + Tangy Citrus It's like chewing a sandwich... a lot.
	XY. Chromosomes?
	Yogurt Bubble Gum OK this one is too weird.