M&M Coconut

Not too sore if they bonk you on the head.

M&M's 'Mint Crisp'

I thought mint was a leafy typy thing, how can it be crispy?

M&M's (Peanut)

At first they where just called M's but one M wasn't enough.

M&M's "Peanut Butter and Jam Flavour"

PB and J my favourite lunch.

M&M's Premiums 'Triple Chocolate'

All this and a fancy box.

M&M's Wild Cherry

I like my cherries domesticated.

Macadamia Nut Brittle

Deep from jungles of Macadamia come an old and brittle man.

Macadamia Praline

I have nothing funny to say about Praline, it's a serious issue today not to be mocked.

Maciek Toffi

Is that how you spell toffee?

Mackinac Fudge

That sounds like a place that would have a great kids camp.

Mackintosh's Toffee

If it belongs to Mackintosh why is he selling it?

MacTavish's Butterscotch Candy

What says Scottish better than Butterscotch?

Magical Elves

Are there any other kind?

Malt Balls

What is "Malt" anyway?

Man Bait 'Maple Bacon Lollipop

There are other things that will bait a man, but this could be the best.

Mandarine Jelly thing

It's as fun as it sounds.

Mandrake Lollipop Dipper

Did they eat them in the movie?

Maple Sugar

Oh Canada we stand on guard for theeeeeee.

Maple Sugar Toffee

Hard like a maple tree.

Marabou Milk Chocolate

In Canada we pronounce it Caribou.

Mars Bar with Almonds

Martian nuts

Mars Caramel

I thought it had Caramel already.

Mars Delight

Good things from another planet.

Marshmallow Banana

Soft and slippery

Max 5

It's like the capasity of my car only it's a chocolate bar.

Melk Noten

It's kind of like it's misspelled.

Mellowcreme Pumpkins

They're mellow.

Melty Kiss

Sexy, oh yeah it's sexy baby.

Micro Pops

Translation "Little Father"

Mighty Perky Nana

I have no comment.

Mike and Ike 'Autumn Medley'

You might fall for them.

Mike and Ike "Oranges 'n Cream"

I like Ike!

Milk Chocolate Bun "Maple & Roasted Peanut"

This is bun without bread.

Milk Shakes (Vanilla)

I was thirsty when I ate this, I still am.

Milky

How some prefer coffee.

Milky Way

Spacey man.

Milky Way 'Crispy Rolls'

It's what astronomers call meteorites.

Milky Way Midnight

What time is it?

Mini Eggs

Make an omelet for chocolate fun.

Mini Eggs Popping

It sounds more like a description than a name.

Les Mini-Sachets

C'est en Francais nest pas?

Mint Caramel

Chewy and good for the breath.

Mint Crisp Bar

I'd like mine extra crispy!

Minties

Just like Grandma used to bake.

Mirage

I thought I saw it but it really wasn't there.

Miss Vickies "Chocolate Chip Cookies"

When your this good they call you Miss.

Mochi Choco

Learning to like something new.

Mochi Ice Cream Balls

Chewy and cold.

Monster Garage

A place to park your Frankenstein.

MooVistz

How can you not eat a candy with an insane cow on the pack?

Morinaga Bitter Chocolate

I keep thinking it says morning.

Mother of Pearl

It sounds like an insult a jewler would use.

Mountain Taffy

I could eat a Mountain of Taffy.

Mr. Big

Expectations run high, don't they.

Mr. Big Double Dunk

Hey that's my basketball nickname.

Mr.Goodbar

If it's not good is that false advertising?

Mr Stache

The candy that will put hair on your... upper lip.

Munchies

That's what I got!