100 Grand Worth the price.
	100 Grand "With Peanuts" Worth even more.
	Abba-Zaba My dancing queen.
	Abba-Zaba 'Sour Apple' My sour dancing queen.
	Act II Popcorn Ball Now you can sneak popcorn into a theater too.
	Aero The airhead of the candy world.
	Aero Caramel Light and sticky.
	After Eight Do you know what time it is?
	Alex-Ander the Grape The leader of the candy world.
	Almond Joy The happiest nut in the world.
	Almond Joy "Dark Chocolate" It's like a dark comedy writen by a nut.
	Almond Kiss When you "want to rock and roll all night and party every day".
	Amazon Brittle Venture into the jungle where the great apes of the Amazon make chocolate bars for all to enjoy.
	Amborines I hear some people actually read these things, I'm sorry I couldn't come up with something funny.
	Aqua Drops It's the technical name for a droplet of water.
	Astro Pop Fly me to the moon.
	Astronaut Ice Cream Wow now I feel like a man. A space man!
	Baby Ruth It's like eating a Baby, named Ruth.
	Bear Paw Never get between the female and her cubs.
	The Big Purple One I like when a candy name is simple and to the point.
	Big Turk That can't be politically correct.
	Bizzerks Isn't that a cool Atari game?
	Black Ace Liquorice I have an ace up my sleeve.
	Blitz Stoked Power Mints "Fruit Frenzy" Wow that says a lot.
	Boston Baked Beans Not only am I not in Boston, but these ain't beans.
	Bottle Caps If only the bottle tasted this good.
	Bridge Mixture Something dentist might use.
	Bubblicious "Carnival Cotton Candy" Globs of sugar that taste like spun sugar.
	Bubblicious "Savage Sour Apple" It's what happenes when the apple bites back.
	Bubblicious "Strawberry Splash" Now I'm all wet.
	Buckeyes I only have eyes for Bambi.
	Bugz Get to know what bugs me.
	Bull's Eyes The eye's of a male cow.
	Butter Cream Egg I put it on round toast.
	Butterfinger Don't let it slip through your fingers.
	Butterfinger "Crisp" Some people call me Butterfingers.
	Butterfinger Stixx Slippery things they are.
	Butterscotch Macaroons I thought it said Macaroni.
	Cacao Reserve It sounds like something a candy bank would have.
	Cactus Candy Pointy Fun
	Candee Slurpee Is it a drink or a candy?
	Chai Tea Truffle Drink up the chocolate.
	Chicken Bones It would appear the bones are tastier than the rest of the chicken.
	Christmas Balls Make sure you get the chocolate ones because the glass ones hurt the mouth.
	Disney Tiny Conversation Hearts I talked, they didn't talk back.
	Old Fashioned Candy Buttons Some people push my buttons, I eat'em!
	Candy Corn Fresh off the cob.
	Caramel I wish I had something clever to say.
	Caramel Apple Pops Better than eating a real apple.
	Caramel Bonbon C'est bon oui?
	Caramel Center Rolo Ice Cream Bar Roll out the Rolo we'll have a bucket of laughs.
	Caramilk "Chocolate" More Chocolate then you care to milk, ouch!
	Caramilk "Maple" Tree tapping fun.
	Caramilk Choc-o-Men I want Choc-o-women too.
	Caramilk Deluxe Better than the regular... hmmm.
	Caravan Line them up and you have a Caravan of Caravans.
	Cashew Crunch Cashew well cash you too.
	Cartridge Candy Lock and load.
	Chargers I put it in my flashlight and all I got was a mess.
	Charleston Chew "Strawberry" Charleston, I asked for a dance, and this is what I got.
	Cherry Blossom It smells like spring!
	Cherry Cream Bell I wonder if you can still ring it?
	Chiclets If you see a nice girl walking down the hall and you want to ask her out, don't call her one of these.
	Choclairs It sounds French doesn't it.
	Chocolate Bunny Isn't he cute? Well, isn't he? Hello is anybody listening?
	Chocolate "Christmas Light" Don't bite it or the rest will go out!
	Chocolate covered pretzel "with peanuts" It's a whole lot of stuff in one.
	Chocolate Toffee Pistachios Three words that go well together in my mind.
	Chocolate Truffle Does that mean that there are mushrooms in this?
	Chocotelegram And the message is "love".
	Chomppers That's what I call my teeth.
	Cinnamon Heart Cinnamon, isn't that when two words sound alike but have two meanings?
	Clark Open it up and you may find a big S.
	Clodhoppers It's idiots jumping.
	Coffee Crisp Hey where do I dip my donut.
	Combos Cheddar Cheese Crackers Yum cheese in a hole!
	Cowpokes "Butter Toffee Pops" I do not recomend actually poking cows.
	Creme Savers "Strawberrie and Creme" If you like savering things that come out of cows then you're in luck.
	Creamsicle Candy Twist Peaches and Cream Milk, Peaches, and fun!
	Creamy Caramel It's the only way to have it.
	Crispy Crunch Just how I like my chicken.
	Crunchie If it's soft I'll be surprised.
	Crunchie Egg All eggs are crunchie if you leave the shell on them.
	Crush All the taste and none of the refreshment.
	Cry Baby Tears It reminds me of childhood.
	Dairy Milk "Mint" It's all in what you feed the cows.
	Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream Sandwich Cookies It all sounds good but how does it work?
	Dora I knew a girl named Dora, she was nice.
	Doritos 'Dill-icious' Is that even a word?
	Dots Something I do to my "I" all the time.
	Double Take When eating this treat you may need a body double.
	Dubble Bubble It may sound like two pieces but it's just one.
	Eat-More Now do what your bar tells you.
	Embittermints They make you mad.
	Ethel M Chocolates Ethel MMMMMMM.
	Everlasting Gobstopper A great treat from a great movie.
	Excel 'Peppermint' But does it make you go faster?
	Extra "Peach" That's more peach isn't it?
	Fear Candy This would be the worst slogan ever for this site.
	Fifth Avenue Make a left on Central park west and walk 3 blocks.
	Fillerish It's kind of filling.
	Fleur de Caramel - à la Fleur de Sel That's French aint it?
	Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy It's like eating a pillow.
	Freshen-up A good way to get a slap.
	Fritos "Hoops Honey BBQ" When I eat them I pretend I'm good at basketball.
	Fruitfull "au chocolat" I like the French last part.
	Fruit Snacks "Mixed Fruit" It's like eating the tropics if they were made of rubber.
	Fruit Stripe This looks like bad reception on TV.
	Fudgecicle Candy Twist All the fun none of the mess.
	Fun Gums "Fried Eggs" Now you can eat candy for breakfast.
	Geometry Pops Hip to be square.
	Ghirardelli Chocolate Squares 'Dark chocolate with Raspberry' The name is a mouth full and so is the chocolate.
	Giant Marshmallow Burger All these words together make me smile.
	Gold Rocks Right now on the stock market these are selling for 4 cents an ounce.
	Gum Balls Round and chewy...
	Gummi Belt Tie this around your pants.
	Gummy Bug To squish or not to squish, that is the question.
	Gummi Nerds Want to play Dungeons and Dragons?
	Gummy Pizza I want Gummy Fish and Chips.
	Gummy Bunny "Lemon" It's as if you got a broken down Gummy Bunny.
	Halloween Candy Teeth "Zombie" Does it taste like Zombie?
	Hawaiian Host Put on a grass skirt and dance everybody.
	Heath I collected a bunch of these and tied them up together in a circle on Christmas, I had a Christmas Heath.
	Hershey Almonds & Toffee Chips What can I say... No really what, tell me!
	Hershey Bar This is the kind of bar exam I can handle.
	Hershey Make Your Own Chocolate Bar Labor not included
	Hershey 'n' more "Caramel Cookie Bar" Wow, it's more than Hershey!
	Hershey Pieces I see colors man.
	Hershey Raisins & Almonds Raisins and Almonds living together in perfect harmony.
	Hershey Strawberries'n'Creme I had a bowl of these for breakfast.
	Hershey's with Skor It's two bar, two bars, two bars in one!
	Hires Root Beer Pop No beer was harmed in the writing of this review.
	Hiya It's a greeting and a mint.
	Honey Sips God bless Canada.
	Hot Wire They make my Internet connection faster.
	Hubba Bubba Sweet Roll Named after a sweet guy named Bubba, right?
	Ice Cream Rolls Not cold but really round.
	Idaho Spud What says candy better than a potato.
	Igor I think it's a monkey that collects brains.
	Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bellies Next you'll eat Jelly Belly flavoured pop corn.
	Jolly Rancher Fruit Chews What is a Jolly Rancher, it sounds like a happy cowboy.
	Juicy Bugs Candy What other kind is there?
	Kandy Kookies My spell check is lost right now.
	Kissables That's me in a nutshell.
	Kisses 'Coconut Creme' I've kissed a coconut before and it hurt my lips.
	Kit Kat "I do not like to share a Kit Kat with four or more people" Mitch Headburg
	Kit Kat Bites That what I like to do... Bite them.
	Kit Kat Chunk Bigger, better, Chunky.
	Kit Kat Strawberry Wasn't a 'Kit Kat' something people used to do on a skateboard?
	Kit Kat Banana This treat has a peel...
	Kit Kat 'Cinnamon' It just never stops.
	Kit Kat "Triple Chocolate" Four sticks, three times the chocolate, it's like candy math.
	Klondike "Big Stick" I'm a humble man, but I like to carry one of these around.
	Klondike Choco Burger What you get when you cross ice cream and BBQ.
	Kudos and Kudos to you too.
	Lay's "Salt & Vinegar" I can't really comment on this, it's an all ages site.
	Lik-m-aid "Fun Dip" It almost sounds obscene.
	Life Savers Gummie Savers All the fun of Life Savers only limp.
	M&M's (Peanut) At first they where just called M's but one M wasn't enough.
	Macadamia Nut Brittle Deep from jungles of Macadamia come an old and brittle man.
	Macadamia Praline I have nothing funny to say about Praline, it's a serious issue today not to be mocked.
	Mackinac Fudge That sounds like a place that would have a great kids camp.
	Mackintosh's Toffee If it belongs to Mackintosh why is he selling it?
	MacTavish's Butterscotch Candy What says Scottish better than Butterscotch?
	Malt Balls What is "Malt" anyway?
	Maple Sugar Oh Canada we stand on guard for theeeeeee.
	Mars Bar with Almonds Martian nuts
	Mars Caramel I thought it had Caramel already.
	Marshmallow Banana Soft and slippery
	Max 5 It's like the capasity of my car only it's a chocolate bar.
	Mellowcreme Pumpkins They're mellow.
	Micro Pops Translation "Little Father"
	Mike and Ike "Oranges 'n Cream" I like Ike!
	Milk Chocolate Bun "Maple & Roasted Peanut" This is bun without bread.
	Milky Way Spacey man.
	Milky Way Midnight What time is it?
	Mini Eggs Make an omelette for chocolate fun.
	Mirage I thought I saw it but it really wasn't there.
	Miss Vickies "Chocolate Chip Cookies" When your this good they call you Miss.
	Monster Garage A place to park your Frankenstein.
	MooVistz How can you not eat a candy with an insane cow on the pack?
	Mother of Pearl It sounds like an insult a jewler would use.
	Mountain Taffy I could eat a Mountain of Taffy.
	Mr. Big Expectations run high, don't they.
	Mr. Big Double Dunk Hey that's my basketball nickname.
	Mr.Goodbar If it's not good is that false advertising?
	Nerds Coming soon, Jocks!
	Nestlé Ball Round Goodness.
	Nestlé Crunch Is it really scrumptious when it crunches?
	Nestlé Crunch "Mocha" I have had crunchy coffee before but it was just old.
	Nestlé Crunch Caramel Let's just hope the caramel isn't the crunchy part.
	Nestlé Crunch Dark It's like a chocolate bar tan.
	Nestlé Crunch with Peanuts Peanuts are already crunchy.
	Nestle Toll House Candy Bar 'Brownie' You have to pay to get into that house.
	New Juicy Fruit It's really more fruity than juicy.
	Now and Later The candy that time forgot.
	Nut Milk For all those who milk peanuts.
	Nutter Butter Bites The nuttier the buttier?..
	Oblea de Cajeta Huh?
	Oh Henry! Does this bar sound nagging or sexy?
	Oh Henry "Very Vanilla" Not just vanilla, very vanilla.
	Oh Henry "Oh Canada" Sometimes it's good to be from the north.
	Old Fashioned Handmade Lollipop "Cotton Candy Dinosaur" Eat it before it eats you!
	Oompas Slaves in the candy world.
	Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar I don't know what that means but it's a lot of good words all together.
	Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich All you need is a 10 foot glass of milk on the side.
	Organic Candy Floss "Canadian Maple" Proud to be Canadian.
	Overload I did this to a boat once and it sank.
	Pal-o-Mine Any friend of yours is...
	Pay Day My favorite day of the week.
	PayDay "Honey Roasted" I like my checks over the BBQ.
	Peanut Bar Recommended by a classy nut.
	Peanut Butter Cream Egg The chicken that laid this must have been really messd up.
	Peanut Butter Log Lincoln built his first home out of these.
	Peas and Carrots Next mashed potatoes?
	Peek-a-Boo I see you?
	P.E.I. Cud Spuds Make sure you only eat the ones in packages and not the ones in farm fields.
	P.E.I. Loaded Baked Potato Chips That's Prince Edward Island for those out of towners.
	Polar Rainbow Rocket All the colors in the rainbow.
	Pop Zoial (Marvel Super Heroes) "Incredible Hulk" What's big, mean, green and taste like the tropics?
	Popeye Candy Sticks He yam what he yam.
	Pop Drops It's like someone that drops their father.
	Pot of Gold "Pecan Caramel Clusters" Now with free leprechaun.
	Prince Edward Island Potato Bag Chips When you read this it sounds like the words are a little out of order.
	Pringles Cheese & Onion Remember if the can says Tennis Balls, don't eat them.
	Raspberry Creme Cakes I want a T-shirt that says just that.
	Red Cherry Twists I got a dance that goes like this....
	Red Vines 'Original Red Twists' Let's hope they don't come out with New Red Vines because it didn't work for coke.
	Reese Peanut Butter Cups Not to be confused with a cup of peanut butter.
	Reese's Peanut Butter Egg What kind of chicken makes these things?
	Reese's Cookies Is there anything they won't make?
	Reese Crispy Peanut Butter Cups Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Crisps and the best part is its round.
	Reese Peanut Butter Cups "with caramel" What more could they add?
	Reese's Inside Out I like to eat them outside.
	Reese White Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups Like little peanut butter pies.
	Reese Big Cup "with nuts" This has nuts, I am nuts.
	Reese Mini Cups "No Sugar Added" So they're natural?
	Reese Sticks Stick it to the man.
	Reese's Swoops If you throw them they will not Swoop.
	Rocky Road It looks like a it might be that kind of road.
	Roots Chips Hey does it come with a beaver on it?
	Sand Hill Bubble Gum The beach made tasty.
	Sanded Candy Drops "Root Beer" Something you get at the beach.
	Sugar Free Red Licorice I know, I know, what kind of candy site has sugar free anything?
	Sidekick I got one of these right to the side of the head once.
	Skittles Bubble Gum I'm not sure what to write here.
	Sky Bar The bar of the future today.
	Smarties Gives whole new meaning to the expression smarty pants.
	Smarties Bar A place where the intelligent can drink.
	Peanut Butter Smarties Bar I don't like my Peanut Butter to have an attitude.
	Smarties Gummies I always thought gummies didn't have any intelegents
	Peanut Smarties Smartie is a smart word peanut is a funny word.
	Snack Barz I got carded there.
	Snickers I'm satisfied.
	Snickers Crunchers What's better than a Snickers, no really what is?
	Sour Magic Gum The package says it all.
	Special Crisp What to eat in "special" class.
	SpongeBob SquarePants Who lives in a pineapple in my freezer?..
	Spud Nuts Potato Anatomy 101.
	Spud Stix I think he formed the band Stix.
	Spudj It sounds like a studder but looks like a potato.
	Starburst "Fruit & Créme" Oui, Oui, zut alour eh?
	Starburst Sour Jellybeans Beans give you gas right?
	Stubbe Is that like a rube only more S like?
	Styrofoam Disks (UFO's) Hey where's my cow?
	Sugar Babies Are you hitting on me?
	Sunburst Candy Coated Sunflower Kernels So good the sun may blow up.
	Sweet Marie I dated her once.
	Taste Tations These are the tastyest Tations ever!
	Teaberry Boil some water and enjoy.
	T-Rex Don't make it made or it'll bite your head right off.
	3 Musketeers Better than two and not as good as four.
	Think Gum Ok I will.
	Toffee-Ettes Like Smurfette they're small, but they are not blue.
	Tootsie Pop If your dad was Dustin Hoffman in that movie.
	Tootsie Roll Candy in Drag.
	Tostitos Mini Size Rounds "Hint of Lime" Just a hint, well I need more than a hint, darn riddles. Wait a minute, what was I talking about.
	Tooth Ache Candy It hurts just to think about it.
	Turtles Ice Cream Bar Does it melt slowly?
	Twix I think it might be some kind of mish mash meaning two sticks, but I can't prove it.
	Twizzlers "Strawberry" I use them as straws.
	Utz Chips I thought they where clutz chips at first.
	Weird Gummies I wonder what they're going to be like?
	Whatchamacallit Who names these things?
	Whole Bean When half just wont cut it.
	Whoppers One "whopper" of a candy.
	Wunderbar The name is clever enough.
	Xploder Oddest of the odd.
	York Peppermint Pattie My favorite Peanuts character.
	Zours So sour they gave it a Z.