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100 Grand
Worth the price. |
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100 Grand "With Peanuts"
Worth even more. |
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Abba-Zaba
My dancing queen. |
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Abba-Zaba 'Sour Apple'
My sour dancing queen. |
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Act II Popcorn Ball
Now you can sneak popcorn into a theater too. |
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Aero
The airhead of the candy world. |
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Aero Caramel
Light and sticky. |
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After Eight
Do you know what time it is? |
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Alex-Ander the Grape
The leader of the candy world. |
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Almond Joy
The happiest nut in the world. |
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Almond Joy "Dark Chocolate"
It's like a dark comedy writen by a nut. |
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Almond Kiss
When you "want to rock and roll all night and party every day".
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Amazon Brittle
Venture into the jungle where the great apes of the Amazon make
chocolate bars for all to enjoy. |
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Amborines
I hear some people actually read these things, I'm sorry I couldn't
come up with something funny. |
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Aqua Drops
It's the technical name for a droplet of water. |
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Astro Pop
Fly me to the moon. |
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Astronaut Ice Cream
Wow now I feel like a man. A space man! |
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Baby Ruth
It's like eating a Baby, named Ruth. |
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Bear Paw
Never get between the female and her cubs. |
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The Big Purple One
I like when a candy name is simple and to the point. |
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Big Turk
That can't be politically correct. |
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Bizzerks
Isn't that a cool Atari game? |
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Black Ace Liquorice
I have an ace up my sleeve. |
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Bliss "Creme de Menthe"
It sounds like a drink in Kentucky. |
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Blitz Stoked Power Mints "Fruit Frenzy"
Wow that says a lot. |
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Blood Bones
Creepy. |
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Blood Orange Cordials
Bleeding oranges...Yuck! |
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Boooo Bands
Bad musicians. |
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Boston Baked Beans
Not only am I not in Boston, but these ain't beans. |
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Bottle Caps
If only the bottle tasted this good. |
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Bridge Mixture
Something dentist might use. |
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Bubblicious "Carnival Cotton Candy"
Globs of sugar that taste like spun sugar. |
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Bubblicious "Savage Sour Apple"
It's what happenes when the apple bites back. |
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Bubblicious "Strawberry Splash"
Now I'm all wet. |
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Buckeyes
I only have eyes for Bambi. |
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Bugz
Get to know what bugs me. |
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Bull's Eyes
The eye's of a male cow. |
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Butter Cream Egg
I put it on round toast. |
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Butterfinger
Don't let it slip through your fingers. |
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Butterfinger "Crisp"
Some people call me Butterfingers. |
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Butterfinger Stixx
Slippery things they are. |
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Butterscotch Macaroons
I thought it said Macaroni. |
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Buzz Bites
It's what bees do to me. |
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Cacao Reserve
It sounds like something a candy bank would have. |
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Cactus Candy
Pointy Fun |
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Candee Slurpee
Is it a drink or a candy? |
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Chai Tea Truffle
Drink up the chocolate. |
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Chicken Bones
It would appear the bones are tastier than the rest of the chicken. |
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Christmas Balls
Make sure you get the chocolate ones because the glass ones hurt
the mouth. |
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Chocolate Caramel Pumpkins
No seeds either. |
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Dark Chocolate Covered Stawberries
It's like goth fruit. |
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Disney Tiny Conversation Hearts
I talked, they didn't talk back. |
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Old Fashioned Candy Buttons
Some people push my buttons, I eat'em! |
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Candy Cane Cruch Bark
Bark?.. Like a dog? |
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Candy Corn
Fresh off the cob. |
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Caramel
I wish I had something clever to say. |
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Caramel Apple Pops
Better than eating a real apple. |
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Caramel Bonbon
C'est bon oui? |
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Caramel Center Rolo Ice Cream Bar
Roll out the Rolo we'll have a bucket of laughs. |
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Caramilk "Chocolate"
More Chocolate then you care to milk, ouch! |
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Caramilk "Maple"
Tree tapping fun. |
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Caramilk Choc-o-Men
I want Choc-o-women too. |
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Caramilk Deluxe
Better than the regular... hmmm. |
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Caravan
Line them up and you have a Caravan of Caravans. |
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Cashew Crunch
Cashew well cash you too. |
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Cartridge Candy
Lock and load. |
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Chargers
I put it in my flashlight and all I got was a mess. |
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Charleston Chew "Strawberry"
Charleston, I asked for a dance, and this is what I got. |
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Cheezies
That's how people describe me. |
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Cherry Blossom
It smells like spring! |
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Cherry Cream Bell
I wonder if you can still ring it? |
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Chiclets
If you see a nice girl walking down the hall and you want to
ask her out, don't call her one of these. |
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Choclairs
It sounds French doesn't it. |
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Chocolate Bunny
Isn't he cute? Well, isn't he? Hello is anybody listening? |
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Chocolate "Christmas Light"
Don't bite it or the rest will go out! |
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Chocolate covered pretzel "with peanuts"
It's a whole lot of stuff in one. |
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Chocolate Toffee Pistachios
Three words that go well together in my mind. |
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Chocolate Truffle
Does that mean that there are mushrooms in this? |
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Chocotelegram
And the message is "love". |
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Chomppers
That's what I call my teeth. |
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Cinnamon Heart
Cinnamon, isn't that when two words sound alike but have two
meanings? |
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Clark
Open it up and you may find a big S. |
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Clodhoppers
It's idiots jumping. |
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Coffee Crisp
Hey where do I dip my donut. |
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Combos Cheddar Cheese Crackers
Yum cheese in a hole! |
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Cowpokes "Butter Toffee Pops"
I do not recomend actually poking cows. |
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Creme Savers "Strawberrie and Creme"
If you like savering things that come out of cows then you're
in luck. |
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Creamsicle Candy Twist Peaches and Cream
Milk, Peaches, and fun! |
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Creamy Caramel
It's the only way to have it. |
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Crispy Crunch
Just how I like my chicken. |
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Crunchie
If it's soft I'll be surprised. |
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Crunchie Egg
All eggs are crunchie if you leave the shell on them. |
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Crush
All the taste and none of the refreshment. |
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Cry Baby Tears
It reminds me of childhood. |
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Dairy Milk "Mint"
It's all in what you feed the cows. |
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Dark Chocolate Fortune Cookies
In this case the fortunet part is on the outside. |
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Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream Sandwich Cookies
It all sounds good but how does it work? |
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Dark Chocolate Truffle
No pig required. |
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Dora
I knew a girl named Dora, she was nice. |
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Doritos 'Dill-icious'
Is that even a word? |
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Dots
Something I do to my "I" all the time. |
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Dots Candy Corn
When candy world collide. |
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Double Take
When eating this treat you may need a body double. |
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Doug Gilmour 'Celebrity Candy Bar'
I saw him once in tights. |
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Dubble Bubble
It may sound like two pieces but it's just one. |
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Eat-More
Now do what your bar tells you. |
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Eggnog Almonds
A drink in solid form... with nuts! |
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Embittermints
They make you mad. |
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Ethel M Chocolates
Ethel MMMMMMM. |
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Everlasting Gobstopper
A great treat from a great movie. |
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Excel 'Peppermint'
But does it make you go faster? |
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Extra "Peach"
That's more peach isn't it? |
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Fear Candy
This would be the worst slogan ever for this site. |
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Fifth Avenue
Make a left on Central park west and walk 3 blocks. |
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Fillerish
It's kind of filling. |
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5 "Evolve"
This sounds like a rave song. |
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Flat Pack Chocolate Easter Egg
I smell a scam. |
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Fleur de Caramel - à la Fleur de Sel
That's French aint it? |
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Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy
It's like eating a pillow. |
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Freshen-up
A good way to get a slap. |
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Fritos "Hoops Honey BBQ"
When I eat them I pretend I'm good at basketball. |
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Fruitfull "au chocolat"
I like the French last part. |
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Fruit Snacks "Mixed Fruit"
It's like eating the tropics if they were made of rubber. |
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Fruit Stripe
This looks like bad reception on TV. |
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Fudgecicle Candy Twist
All the fun none of the mess. |
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Fun Gums "Fried Eggs"
Now you can eat candy for breakfast. |
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Garden Ganache (Passion Fruit)
The best looking chocolates ever. |
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Geometry Pops
Hip to be square. |
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Ghirardelli Chocolate Squares 'Dark chocolate with Raspberry'
The name is a mouth full and so is the chocolate. |
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Giant Chewy Nerds
They're taking over the earth. |
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Giant Marshmallow Burger
All these words together make me smile. |
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Glo Popcifier
Good for babies? |
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Dark Chocolate Gold Brick Egg
Worth more than you think. |
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Gold Rocks
Right now on the stock market these are selling for 4 cents an
ounce. |
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Golden Cubes
Square and metalic. |
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Green and Black's 'Organic Milk Chocolate Egg'
Laid by "Organic Milk Chocolate" chickens. |
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Gum Balls
Round and chewy... |
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Gummi Belt
Tie this around your pants. |
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Gummy Bug
To squish or not to squish, that is the question. |
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Gummy Earthworms
Dig deep enough, you'll find them. |
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Gummy Lips
Kissey, kissey. |
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Gummi Nerds
Want to play Dungeons and Dragons? |
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Gummy Pizza
I want Gummy Fish and Chips. |
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Gummy Swirls
Fine art and gummies all in one. |
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Gummy Bunny "Lemon"
It's as if you got a broken down Gummy Bunny. |
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Halloween Candy Teeth "Zombie"
Does it taste like Zombie? |
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Hawaiian Host
Put on a grass skirt and dance everybody. |
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Heath
I collected a bunch of these and tied them up together in a circle
on Christmas, I had a Christmas Heath. |
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Heavenly Hash Dark Chocolate Egg
What does the hash part mean? |
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Hershey Almonds & Toffee Chips
What can I say... No really what, tell me! |
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Hershey Bar
This is the kind of bar exam I can handle. |
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Hershey's Brownie
It's kind of a dark brown, brownie. |
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Hershey Make Your Own Chocolate Bar
Labor not included |
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Hershey Mixed Nuts
It sounds like Hershey is starting an Improv Comedy Troop. |
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Hershey 'n' more "Caramel Cookie Bar"
Wow, it's more than Hershey! |
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Hershey Pieces
I see colors man. |
 |
Hershey Raisins & Almonds
Raisins and Almonds living together in perfect harmony. |
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Hershey Strawberries'n'Creme
I had a bowl of these for breakfast. |
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Hershey Sticks 'Caramel Filled Milk Chocolate'
Does that means these grow on trees? |
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Hershey's with Skor
It's two bar, two bars, two bars in one! |
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Hires Root Beer Pop
No beer was harmed in the writing of this review. |
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Hiya
It's a greeting and a mint. |
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Hockey Puck Gum
Now they take your teeth out two ways. |
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Honey Delights 'Lemon'
Maybe they're delightful? |
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Honey Sips
God bless Canada. |
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Hot Tamales 'Spiced Flavored Jelly Beans'
Perfect for your Chilli |
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Hot Wire
They make my Internet connection faster. |
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Hubba Bubba Sweet Roll
Named after a sweet guy named Bubba, right? |
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Ice Cream Rolls
Not cold but really round. |
| |
Idaho Spud
What says candy better than a potato. |
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Igor
I think it's a monkey that collects brains. |
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It’s Happy Bunny Toasted Marshmallow Egg
I'm not sure if this bunny is being clever? |
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Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bellies
Next you'll eat Jelly Belly flavoured pop corn. |
| |
Jolly Rancher Fruit Chews
What is a Jolly Rancher, it sounds like a happy cowboy. |
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Juicy Bugs Candy
What other kind is there? |
 |
Kandy Kookies
My spell check is lost right now. |
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Kissables
That's me in a nutshell. |
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Kisses 'Coconut Creme'
I've kissed a coconut before and it hurt my lips. |
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Kit Kat
"I do not like to share a Kit Kat with four or more people" Mitch
Headburg |
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Kit Kat Bites
That what I like to do... Bite them. |
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Kit Kat Chunk
Bigger, better, Chunky. |
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Kit Kat Strawberry
Wasn't a 'Kit Kat' something people used to do on a skateboard? |
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Kit Kat Banana
This treat has a peel... |
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Kit Kat 'Cinnamon'
It just never stops. |
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Kit Kat "Triple Chocolate"
Four sticks, three times the chocolate, it's like candy math. |
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Klondike "Big Stick"
I'm a humble man, but I like to carry one of these around. |
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Klondike Choco Burger
What you get when you cross ice cream and BBQ. |
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Kudos
and Kudos to you too. |
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Lay's "Salt & Vinegar"
I can't really comment on this, it's an all ages site. |
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Lay's Cheddar & Sour Creme Potato Chips
More cream I say. |
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Le Chocolat
My French ain't perfect but I think there's an "e"
missing. |
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Lik-m-aid "Fun Dip"
It almost sounds obscene. |
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Lik-m-aid 'Fun Dip 'Tropical''
I can almost hear the calypso music playing. |
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Life Savers Gummie Savers
All the fun of Life Savers only limp. |
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Lindt Ghosts
Call the Ghostbusters! |
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Lunar Bubble Dust Bubble Gum
Spacey man. |
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M&M Coconut
Not too sore if they bonk you on the head. |
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M&M's 'Mint Crisp'
I thought mint was a leafy typy thing, how can it be crispy? |
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M&M's (Peanut)
At first they where just called M's but one M wasn't enough. |
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M&M's "Peanut Butter and Jam Flavour"
PB and J my favourite lunch. |
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M&M's Premiums 'Triple Chocolate'
All this and a fancy box. |
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M&M's Wild Cherry
I like my cherries domesticated. |
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Macadamia Nut Brittle
Deep from jungles of Macadamia come an old and brittle man. |
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Macadamia Praline
I have nothing funny to say about Praline, it's a serious issue
today not to be mocked. |
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Mackinac Fudge
That sounds like a place that would have a great kids camp. |
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Mackintosh's Toffee
If it belongs to Mackintosh why is he selling it? |
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MacTavish's Butterscotch Candy
What says Scottish better than Butterscotch? |
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Malt Balls
What is "Malt" anyway? |
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Man Bait 'Maple Bacon Lollipop
There are other things that will bait a man, but this could be
the best. |
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Maple Sugar
Oh Canada we stand on guard for theeeeeee. |
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Maple Sugar Toffee
Hard like a maple tree. |
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Mars Bar with Almonds
Martian nuts |
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Mars Caramel
I thought it had Caramel already. |
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Marshmallow Banana
Soft and slippery |
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Max 5
It's like the capasity of my car only it's a chocolate bar. |
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Mellowcreme Pumpkins
They're mellow. |
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Micro Pops
Translation "Little Father" |
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Mike and Ike 'Autumn Medley'
You might fall for them. |
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Mike and Ike "Oranges 'n Cream"
I like Ike! |
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Milk Chocolate Bun "Maple & Roasted Peanut"
This is bun without bread. |
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Milky Way
Spacey man. |
 |
Milky Way Midnight
What time is it? |
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Mini Eggs
Make an omelette for chocolate fun. |
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Mini Eggs Popping
It sounds more like a description than a name. |
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Mint Caramel
Chewy and good for the breath. |
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Mirage
I thought I saw it but it really wasn't there. |
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Miss Vickies "Chocolate Chip Cookies"
When your this good they call you Miss. |
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Monster Garage
A place to park your Frankenstein. |
 |
MooVistz
How can you not eat a candy with an insane cow on the pack? |
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Mother of Pearl
It sounds like an insult a jewler would use. |
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Mountain Taffy
I could eat a Mountain of Taffy. |
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Mr. Big
Expectations run high, don't they. |
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Mr. Big Double Dunk
Hey that's my basketball nickname. |
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Mr.Goodbar
If it's not good is that false advertising? |
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Mr Stache
The candy that will put hair on your... upper lip. |
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Nerds
Coming soon, Jocks! |
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Nestlé Ball
Round Goodness. |
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Nestlé Crunch
Is it really scrumptious when it crunches? |
 |
Nestlé Crunch "Mocha"
I have had crunchy coffee before but it was just old. |
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Nestlé Crunch Caramel
Let's just hope the caramel isn't the crunchy part. |
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Nestlé Crunch Dark
It's like a chocolate bar tan. |
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Nestlé Crunch with Peanuts
Peanuts are already crunchy. |
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Nestle Toll House Candy Bar 'Brownie'
You have to pay to get into that house. |
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New Juicy Fruit
It's really more fruity than juicy. |
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Now and Later
The candy that time forgot. |
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Nut Milk
For all those who milk peanuts. |
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Nutter Butter Bites
The nuttier the buttier?.. |
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Oblea de Cajeta
Huh? |
 |
Oh Henry!
Does this bar sound nagging or sexy? |
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Oh Henry "Very Vanilla"
Not just vanilla, very vanilla. |
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Oh Henry "Oh Canada"
Sometimes it's good to be from the north. |
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Oh Henry "Pro"
Professional chocolate bar. |
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Old Dutch 'Dill Pickle'
It's like a Dutch rub only with more potato. |
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Old Fashioned Handmade Lollipop "Cotton Candy Dinosaur"
Eat it before it eats you! |
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Oompas
Slaves in the candy world. |
 |
Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar
I don't know what that means but it's a lot of good words all
together. |
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Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich
All you need is a 10 foot glass of milk on the side. |
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Organic Candy Floss "Canadian Maple"
Proud to be Canadian. |
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Organic Fruit Lollipop 'Tooberry Blueberry'
Too berry or not too berry, that is the question. |
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Overload
I did this to a boat once and it sank. |
 |
Pal-o-Mine
Any friend of yours is... |
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Pay Day
My favorite day of the week. |
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PayDay "Honey Roasted"
I like my checks over the BBQ. |
 |
Peanut Bar
Recommended by a classy nut. |
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Peanut Butter Cream Egg
The chicken that laid this must have been really messd up. |
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Peanut Butter Log
Lincoln built his first home out of these. |
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Peas and Carrots
Next mashed potatoes? |
 |
Peek-a-Boo
I see you? |
 |
Peeps Cats
I've peeped on cats, they scratch you. |
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P.E.I. Cud Spuds
Make sure you only eat the ones in packages and not the ones
in farm fields. |
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P.E.I. Loaded Baked Potato Chips
That's Prince Edward Island for those out of towners. |
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Polar Rainbow Rocket
All the colors in the rainbow. |
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Pop Zoial (Marvel Super Heroes) "Incredible Hulk"
What's big, mean, green and taste like the tropics? |
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Pop Chips
Pop one in your mouth. |
 |
Popeye Candy Sticks
He yam what he yam. |
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Pop Drops
It's like someone that drops their father. |
 |
Pot of Gold "Pecan Caramel Clusters"
Now with free leprechaun. |
 |
Prince Edward Island Potato Bag Chips
When you read this it sounds like the words are a little out
of order. |
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Pringles Cheese & Onion
Remember if the can says Tennis Balls, don't eat them. |
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Pringles Select (Cinnamon Sweet Potato)
I've never met a potato that wasn't sweet. |
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Puredent 'Spearmint'
The purest dent of all. |
 |
Push Pop 'Cherry' (with little devil topper)
Is it evil or tasty. |
 |
Quax "The Yummy Ducky"
Ducky's are so cute, and fun in the bath. |
 |
Raspberry Creme Cakes
I want a T-shirt that says just that. |
 |
Raspberry Love Toffee
Fortunately I love raspberries. |
 |
Red Cherry Twists
I got a dance that goes like this.... |
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Red Foil Chocolate
Foiled again. |
 |
Red Vines 'Original Red Twists'
Let's hope they don't come out with New Red Vines because it
didn't work for coke. |
 |
Reese Peanut Butter Cups
Not to be confused with a cup of peanut butter. |
 |
Reese's Peanut Butter Egg
What kind of chicken makes these things? |
 |
Reese's Cookies
Is there anything they won't make? |
 |
Reese's Peanut Butter & Banana Creme
Thank you, thank you very much. |
 |
Reese's Pumpkins
No seeds at all. |
 |
Reese Crispy Peanut Butter Cups
Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Crisps and the best part is its round.
|
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Reese's Dark Peanut Butter Cups
The goth candy. |
 |
Reese Cups 'Hazelnut Creme'
What, peanut butter's not good enough for you? |
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Reese Peanut Butter Cups "with caramel"
What more could they add? |
 |
Reese's Inside Out
I like to eat them outside. |
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Reese White Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
Like little peanut butter pies. |
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Reese Big Cup "with nuts"
This has nuts, I am nuts. |
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Reese Mini Cups "No Sugar Added"
So they're natural? |
 |
Reese Sticks
Stick it to the man. |
 |
Reese's Swoops
If you throw them they will not Swoop. |
 |
Reester Bunny
It sounds like Scooby Doo is saying Easter Bunny. |
 |
Rocky Road
It looks like a it might be that kind of road. |
 |
Roots Chips
Hey does it come with a beaver on it? |
 |
Sand Hill Bubble Gum
The beach made tasty. |
 |
Sanded Candy Drops "Root Beer"
Something you get at the beach. |
 |
Santa's Cotton Candy
Freshly shaved for your candy enjoyment. |
 |
Sea Salt Caramel
I've seen salt... what's the big deal. |
 |
Sugar and Spice Collection
Where's the everything nice collection? |
 |
Sugar Free Red Licorice
I know, I know, what kind of candy site has sugar free anything? |
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Sicilian Pistachio and Rose Petal Artisan Chocolate Bar
I think I saw a moivie about this. |
| |
Sidekick
I got one of these right to the side of the head once. |
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Skipjacks
A scene from 3's Company. |
 |
Skittles
I like the little "s's" printed on them. |
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Skittles Bubble Gum
I'm not sure what to write here. |
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Skittles "Chocolatey Eruption"
If Hawaii had chocolate eruptions I'd go in a heartbeat. |
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Skittles "Crazy Cores"
They're crazy to the core. |
 |
Sky Bar
The bar of the future today. |
 |
Smarties
Gives whole new meaning to the expression smarty pants. |
 |
Smarties Bar
A place where the intelligent can drink. |
 |
Peanut Butter Smarties Bar
I don't like my Peanut Butter to have an attitude. |
 |
Smarties Gummies
I always thought gummies didn't have any intelegents |
 |
Peanut Smarties
Smartie is a smart word peanut is a funny word. |
 |
Snack Barz
I got carded there. |
 |
Snickers
I'm satisfied. |
 |
Snickers Crunchers
What's better than a Snickers, no really what is? |
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Snickers Fudge
Laughing with fudge. |
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Sour Magic Gum
The package says it all. |
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Special Crisp
What to eat in "special" class. |
 |
SpongeBob SquarePants
Who lives in a pineapple in my freezer?.. |
 |
Spring Mix
It's that time of year again. |
 |
Spud Nuts
Potato Anatomy 101. |
 |
Spud Stix
I think he formed the band Stix. |
 |
Spudj
It sounds like a studder but looks like a potato. |
 |
Starburst "Fruit & Créme"
Oui, Oui, zut alour eh? |
 |
Starburst Sour Jellybeans
Beans give you gas right? |
 |
Stubbe
Is that like a rube only more S like? |
 |
Styrofoam Disks (UFO's)
Hey where's my cow? |
 |
Sugar Babies
Are you hitting on me? |
 |
Sunburst Candy Coated Sunflower Kernels
So good the sun may blow up. |
 |
Sun Chips 'Harvest Cheddar'
How does one "Harvest Cheddar"? |
 |
Sweet & Salty Corn Bits
The title of my country album. |
 |
Sweet Marie
I dated her once. |
 |
Sweethearts Conversation Hearts "Forbidden Fruits"
Twilight
Sounds sexy. |
 |
Swirl Gummy Bears
They spin, and you do my bidding. |
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Taste Tations
These are the tastyest Tations ever! |
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Teaberry
Boil some water and enjoy. |
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T-Rex
Don't make it made or it'll bite your head right off. |
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3 Musketeers
Better than two and not as good as four. |
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3 Musketeers Mint "with Dark Chocolate"
What are those Musketeers up to? |
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Think Gum
Ok I will. |
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Tic Tac Chill
I'm chill, are you chill? |
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Toffee-Ettes
Like Smurfette they're small, but they are not blue. |
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Tootsie Pop
If your dad was Dustin Hoffman in that movie. |
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Tootsie Roll
Candy in Drag. |
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Tostitos Mini Size Rounds "Hint
of Lime"
Just a hint, well I need more than a hint, darn
riddles. Wait a minute, what was I talking about. |
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Tooth Ache Candy
It hurts just to think about it. |
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Trident Layers 'Wild Strawberry + Tangy Citrus
It's like chewing a sandwich... a lot. |
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Turtles Egg
I didn't find mine on the beach. |
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Turtles Ice Cream Bar
Does it melt slowly? |
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Twisted Terrors Lollipops
Comes with accessories. |
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Twix
I think it might be some kind of mish mash meaning two sticks,
but I can't prove it. |
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Twix Java
Coffeeeeeeeeee!!! |
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Twizzlers "Strawberry"
I use them as straws. |
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Utz Chips
I thought they where clutz chips at first. |
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Weird Gummies
I wonder what they're going to be like? |
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Whatchamacallit
Who names these things? |
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Whole Bean
When half just wont cut it. |
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Whoppers
One "whopper" of a candy. |
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Wunderbar
The name is clever enough. |
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Xploder
Oddest of the odd. |
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Yoghurt Dots
The kind you don't want are ones you find on your shirt after
you eat a cup of yoghurt. |
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Young & Smylie Licorice 'Peach Mango'
I'm young and I like to smile. |
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York Peppermint Pattie
My favorite Peanuts character. |
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Zours
So sour they gave it a Z. |