100 Grand

Worth the price.

100 Grand "With Peanuts"

Worth even more.

Abba-Zaba

My dancing queen.

Abba-Zaba 'Sour Apple'

My sour dancing queen.

Act II Popcorn Ball

Now you can sneak popcorn into a theater too.

Aero

The airhead of the candy world.

Aero Caramel

Light and sticky.

After Eight

Do you know what time it is?

Alex-Ander the Grape

The leader of the candy world.

Almond Joy

The happiest nut in the world.

Almond Joy "Dark Chocolate"

It's like a dark comedy writen by a nut.

Almond Kiss

When you "want to rock and roll all night and party every day".

Amazon Brittle

Venture into the jungle where the great apes of the Amazon make chocolate bars for all to enjoy.

Amborines

I hear some people actually read these things, I'm sorry I couldn't come up with something funny.

Aqua Drops

It's the technical name for a droplet of water.

Astro Pop

Fly me to the moon.

Astronaut Ice Cream

Wow now I feel like a man. A space man!

Baby Ruth

It's like eating a Baby, named Ruth.

Bear Paw

Never get between the female and her cubs.

The Big Purple One

I like when a candy name is simple and to the point.

Big Turk

That can't be politically correct.

Bizzerks

Isn't that a cool Atari game?

Black Ace Liquorice

I have an ace up my sleeve.

Bliss "Creme de Menthe"

It sounds like a drink in Kentucky.

Blitz Stoked Power Mints "Fruit Frenzy"

Wow that says a lot.

Blood Bones

Creepy.

Blood Orange Cordials

Bleeding oranges...Yuck!

Boooo Bands

Bad musicians.

Boston Baked Beans

Not only am I not in Boston, but these ain't beans.

Bottle Caps

If only the bottle tasted this good.

Bridge Mixture

Something dentist might use.

Bubblicious "Carnival Cotton Candy"

Globs of sugar that taste like spun sugar.

Bubblicious "Savage Sour Apple"

It's what happenes when the apple bites back.

Bubblicious "Strawberry Splash"

Now I'm all wet.

Buckeyes

I only have eyes for Bambi.

Bugz

Get to know what bugs me.

Bull's Eyes

The eye's of a male cow.

Butter Cream Egg

I put it on round toast.

Butterfinger

Don't let it slip through your fingers.

Butterfinger "Crisp"

Some people call me Butterfingers.

Butterfinger Stixx

Slippery things they are.

Butterscotch Macaroons

I thought it said Macaroni.

Buzz Bites

It's what bees do to me.

Cacao Reserve

It sounds like something a candy bank would have.

Cactus Candy

Pointy Fun

Candee Slurpee

Is it a drink or a candy?

Chai Tea Truffle

Drink up the chocolate.

Chicken Bones

It would appear the bones are tastier than the rest of the chicken.

Christmas Balls

Make sure you get the chocolate ones because the glass ones hurt the mouth.

Chocolate Caramel Pumpkins

No seeds either.

Dark Chocolate Covered Stawberries

It's like goth fruit.

Disney Tiny Conversation Hearts

I talked, they didn't talk back.

Old Fashioned Candy Buttons

Some people push my buttons, I eat'em!

Candy Cane Cruch Bark

Bark?.. Like a dog?

Candy Corn

Fresh off the cob.

Caramel

I wish I had something clever to say.

Caramel Apple Pops

Better than eating a real apple.

Caramel Bonbon

C'est bon oui?

Caramel Center Rolo Ice Cream Bar

Roll out the Rolo we'll have a bucket of laughs.

Caramilk "Chocolate"

More Chocolate then you care to milk, ouch!

Caramilk "Maple"

Tree tapping fun.

Caramilk Choc-o-Men

I want Choc-o-women too.

Caramilk Deluxe

Better than the regular... hmmm.

Caravan

Line them up and you have a Caravan of Caravans.

Cashew Crunch

Cashew well cash you too.

Cartridge Candy

Lock and load.

Chargers

I put it in my flashlight and all I got was a mess.

Charleston Chew "Strawberry"

Charleston, I asked for a dance, and this is what I got.

Cheezies

That's how people describe me.

Cherry Blossom

It smells like spring!

Cherry Cream Bell

I wonder if you can still ring it?

Chiclets

If you see a nice girl walking down the hall and you want to ask her out, don't call her one of these.

Choclairs

It sounds French doesn't it.

Chocolate Bunny

Isn't he cute? Well, isn't he? Hello is anybody listening?

Chocolate "Christmas Light"

Don't bite it or the rest will go out!

Chocolate covered pretzel "with peanuts"

It's a whole lot of stuff in one.

Chocolate Toffee Pistachios

Three words that go well together in my mind.

Chocolate Truffle

Does that mean that there are mushrooms in this?

Chocotelegram

And the message is "love".

Chomppers

That's what I call my teeth.

Cinnamon Heart

Cinnamon, isn't that when two words sound alike but have two meanings?

Clark

Open it up and you may find a big S.

Clodhoppers

It's idiots jumping.

Coffee Crisp

Hey where do I dip my donut.

Combos Cheddar Cheese Crackers

Yum cheese in a hole!

Cowpokes "Butter Toffee Pops"

I do not recomend actually poking cows.

Creme Savers "Strawberrie and Creme"

If you like savering things that come out of cows then you're in luck.

Creamsicle Candy Twist Peaches and Cream

Milk, Peaches, and fun!

Creamy Caramel

It's the only way to have it.

Crispy Crunch

Just how I like my chicken.

Crunchie

If it's soft I'll be surprised.

Crunchie Egg

All eggs are crunchie if you leave the shell on them.

Crush

All the taste and none of the refreshment.

Cry Baby Tears

It reminds me of childhood.

Dairy Milk "Mint"

It's all in what you feed the cows.

Dark Chocolate Fortune Cookies

In this case the fortunet part is on the outside.

Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream Sandwich Cookies

It all sounds good but how does it work?

Dark Chocolate Truffle

No pig required.

Dora

I knew a girl named Dora, she was nice.

Doritos 'Dill-icious'

Is that even a word?

Dots

Something I do to my "I" all the time.

Dots Candy Corn

When candy world collide.

Double Take

When eating this treat you may need a body double.

Doug Gilmour 'Celebrity Candy Bar'

I saw him once in tights.

Dubble Bubble

It may sound like two pieces but it's just one.

Eat-More

Now do what your bar tells you.

Eggnog Almonds

A drink in solid form... with nuts!

Embittermints

They make you mad.

Ethel M Chocolates

Ethel MMMMMMM.

Everlasting Gobstopper

A great treat from a great movie.

Excel 'Peppermint'

But does it make you go faster?

Extra "Peach"

That's more peach isn't it?

Fear Candy

This would be the worst slogan ever for this site.

Fifth Avenue

Make a left on Central park west and walk 3 blocks.

Fillerish

It's kind of filling.

5 "Evolve"

This sounds like a rave song.

Flat Pack Chocolate Easter Egg

I smell a scam.

Fleur de Caramel - à la Fleur de Sel

That's French aint it?

Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy

It's like eating a pillow.

Freshen-up

A good way to get a slap.

Fritos "Hoops Honey BBQ"

When I eat them I pretend I'm good at basketball.

Fruitfull "au chocolat"

I like the French last part.

Fruit Snacks "Mixed Fruit"

It's like eating the tropics if they were made of rubber.

Fruit Stripe

This looks like bad reception on TV.

Fudgecicle Candy Twist

All the fun none of the mess.

Fun Gums "Fried Eggs"

Now you can eat candy for breakfast.

Garden Ganache (Passion Fruit)

The best looking chocolates ever.

Geometry Pops

Hip to be square.

Ghirardelli Chocolate Squares 'Dark chocolate with Raspberry'

The name is a mouth full and so is the chocolate.

Giant Chewy Nerds

They're taking over the earth.

Giant Marshmallow Burger

All these words together make me smile.

Glo Popcifier

Good for babies?

Dark Chocolate Gold Brick Egg

Worth more than you think.

Gold Rocks

Right now on the stock market these are selling for 4 cents an ounce.

Golden Cubes

Square and metalic.

Green and Black's 'Organic Milk Chocolate Egg'

Laid by "Organic Milk Chocolate" chickens.

Gum Balls

Round and chewy...

Gummi Belt

Tie this around your pants.

Gummy Bug

To squish or not to squish, that is the question.

Gummy Earthworms

Dig deep enough, you'll find them.

Gummy Lips

Kissey, kissey.

Gummi Nerds

Want to play Dungeons and Dragons?

Gummy Pizza

I want Gummy Fish and Chips.

Gummy Swirls

Fine art and gummies all in one.

Gummy Bunny "Lemon"

It's as if you got a broken down Gummy Bunny.

Halloween Candy Teeth "Zombie"

Does it taste like Zombie?

Hawaiian Host

Put on a grass skirt and dance everybody.

Heath

I collected a bunch of these and tied them up together in a circle on Christmas, I had a Christmas Heath.

Heavenly Hash Dark Chocolate Egg

What does the hash part mean?

Hershey Almonds & Toffee Chips

What can I say... No really what, tell me!

Hershey Bar

This is the kind of bar exam I can handle.

Hershey's Brownie

It's kind of a dark brown, brownie.

Hershey Make Your Own Chocolate Bar

Labor not included

Hershey Mixed Nuts

It sounds like Hershey is starting an Improv Comedy Troop.

Hershey 'n' more "Caramel Cookie Bar"

Wow, it's more than Hershey!

Hershey Pieces

I see colors man.

Hershey Raisins & Almonds

Raisins and Almonds living together in perfect harmony.

Hershey Strawberries'n'Creme

I had a bowl of these for breakfast.

Hershey Sticks 'Caramel Filled Milk Chocolate'

Does that means these grow on trees?

Hershey's with Skor

It's two bar, two bars, two bars in one!

Hires Root Beer Pop

No beer was harmed in the writing of this review.

Hiya

It's a greeting and a mint.

Hockey Puck Gum

Now they take your teeth out two ways.

Honey Delights 'Lemon'

Maybe they're delightful?

Honey Sips

God bless Canada.

Hot Tamales 'Spiced Flavored Jelly Beans'

Perfect for your Chilli

Hot Wire

They make my Internet connection faster.

Hubba Bubba Sweet Roll

Named after a sweet guy named Bubba, right?

Ice Cream Rolls

Not cold but really round.

Idaho Spud

What says candy better than a potato.

Igor

I think it's a monkey that collects brains.

It’s Happy Bunny Toasted Marshmallow Egg

I'm not sure if this bunny is being clever?

Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bellies

Next you'll eat Jelly Belly flavoured pop corn.

Jolly Rancher Fruit Chews

What is a Jolly Rancher, it sounds like a happy cowboy.

Juicy Bugs Candy

What other kind is there?

Kandy Kookies

My spell check is lost right now.

Kissables

That's me in a nutshell.

Kisses 'Coconut Creme'

I've kissed a coconut before and it hurt my lips.

Kit Kat

"I do not like to share a Kit Kat with four or more people" Mitch Headburg

Kit Kat Bites

That what I like to do... Bite them.

Kit Kat Chunk

Bigger, better, Chunky.

Kit Kat Strawberry

Wasn't a 'Kit Kat' something people used to do on a skateboard?

Kit Kat Banana

This treat has a peel...

Kit Kat 'Cinnamon'

It just never stops.

Kit Kat "Triple Chocolate"

Four sticks, three times the chocolate, it's like candy math.

Klondike "Big Stick"

I'm a humble man, but I like to carry one of these around.

Klondike Choco Burger

What you get when you cross ice cream and BBQ.

Kudos

and Kudos to you too.

Lay's "Salt & Vinegar"

I can't really comment on this, it's an all ages site.

Lay's Cheddar & Sour Creme Potato Chips

More cream I say.

Le Chocolat

My French ain't perfect but I think there's an "e" missing.

Lik-m-aid "Fun Dip"

It almost sounds obscene.

Lik-m-aid 'Fun Dip 'Tropical''

I can almost hear the calypso music playing.

Life Savers Gummie Savers

All the fun of Life Savers only limp.

Lindt Ghosts

Call the Ghostbusters!

Lunar Bubble Dust Bubble Gum

Spacey man.

M&M Coconut

Not too sore if they bonk you on the head.

M&M's 'Mint Crisp'

I thought mint was a leafy typy thing, how can it be crispy?

M&M's (Peanut)

At first they where just called M's but one M wasn't enough.

M&M's "Peanut Butter and Jam Flavour"

PB and J my favourite lunch.

M&M's Premiums 'Triple Chocolate'

All this and a fancy box.

M&M's Wild Cherry

I like my cherries domesticated.

Macadamia Nut Brittle

Deep from jungles of Macadamia come an old and brittle man.

Macadamia Praline

I have nothing funny to say about Praline, it's a serious issue today not to be mocked.

Mackinac Fudge

That sounds like a place that would have a great kids camp.

Mackintosh's Toffee

If it belongs to Mackintosh why is he selling it?

MacTavish's Butterscotch Candy

What says Scottish better than Butterscotch?

Malt Balls

What is "Malt" anyway?

Man Bait 'Maple Bacon Lollipop

There are other things that will bait a man, but this could be the best.

Maple Sugar

Oh Canada we stand on guard for theeeeeee.

Maple Sugar Toffee

Hard like a maple tree.

Mars Bar with Almonds

Martian nuts

Mars Caramel

I thought it had Caramel already.

Marshmallow Banana

Soft and slippery

Max 5

It's like the capasity of my car only it's a chocolate bar.

Mellowcreme Pumpkins

They're mellow.

Micro Pops

Translation "Little Father"

Mike and Ike 'Autumn Medley'

You might fall for them.

Mike and Ike "Oranges 'n Cream"

I like Ike!

Milk Chocolate Bun "Maple & Roasted Peanut"

This is bun without bread.

Milky Way

Spacey man.

Milky Way Midnight

What time is it?

Mini Eggs

Make an omelette for chocolate fun.

Mini Eggs Popping

It sounds more like a description than a name.

Mint Caramel

Chewy and good for the breath.

Mirage

I thought I saw it but it really wasn't there.

Miss Vickies "Chocolate Chip Cookies"

When your this good they call you Miss.

Monster Garage

A place to park your Frankenstein.

MooVistz

How can you not eat a candy with an insane cow on the pack?

Mother of Pearl

It sounds like an insult a jewler would use.

Mountain Taffy

I could eat a Mountain of Taffy.

Mr. Big

Expectations run high, don't they.

Mr. Big Double Dunk

Hey that's my basketball nickname.

Mr.Goodbar

If it's not good is that false advertising?

Mr Stache

The candy that will put hair on your... upper lip.

Nerds

Coming soon, Jocks!

Nestlé Ball

Round Goodness.

Nestlé Crunch

Is it really scrumptious when it crunches?

Nestlé Crunch "Mocha"

I have had crunchy coffee before but it was just old.

Nestlé Crunch Caramel

Let's just hope the caramel isn't the crunchy part.

Nestlé Crunch Dark

It's like a chocolate bar tan.

Nestlé Crunch with Peanuts

Peanuts are already crunchy.

Nestle Toll House Candy Bar 'Brownie'

You have to pay to get into that house.

New Juicy Fruit

It's really more fruity than juicy.

Now and Later

The candy that time forgot.

Nut Milk

For all those who milk peanuts.

Nutter Butter Bites

The nuttier the buttier?..

Oblea de Cajeta

Huh?

Oh Henry!

Does this bar sound nagging or sexy?

Oh Henry "Very Vanilla"

Not just vanilla, very vanilla.

Oh Henry "Oh Canada"

Sometimes it's good to be from the north.

Oh Henry "Pro"

Professional chocolate bar.

Old Dutch 'Dill Pickle'

It's like a Dutch rub only with more potato.

Old Fashioned Handmade Lollipop "Cotton Candy Dinosaur"

Eat it before it eats you!

Oompas

Slaves in the candy world.

Oreo Chocolate Candy Bar

I don't know what that means but it's a lot of good words all together.

Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich

All you need is a 10 foot glass of milk on the side.

Organic Candy Floss "Canadian Maple"

Proud to be Canadian.

Organic Fruit Lollipop 'Tooberry Blueberry'

Too berry or not too berry, that is the question.

Overload

I did this to a boat once and it sank.

Pal-o-Mine

Any friend of yours is...

Pay Day

My favorite day of the week.

PayDay "Honey Roasted"

I like my checks over the BBQ.

Peanut Bar

Recommended by a classy nut.

Peanut Butter Cream Egg

The chicken that laid this must have been really messd up.

Peanut Butter Log

Lincoln built his first home out of these.

Peas and Carrots

Next mashed potatoes?

Peek-a-Boo

I see you?

Peeps Cats

I've peeped on cats, they scratch you.

P.E.I. Cud Spuds

Make sure you only eat the ones in packages and not the ones in farm fields.

P.E.I. Loaded Baked Potato Chips

That's Prince Edward Island for those out of towners.

Polar Rainbow Rocket

All the colors in the rainbow.

Pop Zoial (Marvel Super Heroes) "Incredible Hulk"

What's big, mean, green and taste like the tropics?

Pop Chips

Pop one in your mouth.

Popeye Candy Sticks

He yam what he yam.

Pop Drops

It's like someone that drops their father.

Pot of Gold "Pecan Caramel Clusters"

Now with free leprechaun.

Prince Edward Island Potato Bag Chips

When you read this it sounds like the words are a little out of order.

Pringles Cheese & Onion

Remember if the can says Tennis Balls, don't eat them.

Pringles Select (Cinnamon Sweet Potato)

I've never met a potato that wasn't sweet.

Puredent 'Spearmint'

The purest dent of all.

Push Pop 'Cherry' (with little devil topper)

Is it evil or tasty.

Quax "The Yummy Ducky"

Ducky's are so cute, and fun in the bath.

Raspberry Creme Cakes

I want a T-shirt that says just that.

Raspberry Love Toffee

Fortunately I love raspberries.

Red Cherry Twists

I got a dance that goes like this....

Red Foil Chocolate

Foiled again.

Red Vines 'Original Red Twists'

Let's hope they don't come out with New Red Vines because it didn't work for coke.

Reese Peanut Butter Cups

Not to be confused with a cup of peanut butter.

Reese's Peanut Butter Egg

What kind of chicken makes these things?

Reese's Cookies

Is there anything they won't make?

Reese's Peanut Butter & Banana Creme

Thank you, thank you very much.

Reese's Pumpkins

No seeds at all.

Reese Crispy Peanut Butter Cups

Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Crisps and the best part is its round.

Reese's Dark Peanut Butter Cups

The goth candy.

Reese Cups 'Hazelnut Creme'

What, peanut butter's not good enough for you?

Reese Peanut Butter Cups "with caramel"

What more could they add?

Reese's Inside Out

I like to eat them outside.

Reese White Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups

Like little peanut butter pies.

Reese Big Cup "with nuts"

This has nuts, I am nuts.

Reese Mini Cups "No Sugar Added"

So they're natural?

Reese Sticks

Stick it to the man.

Reese's Swoops

If you throw them they will not Swoop.

Reester Bunny

It sounds like Scooby Doo is saying Easter Bunny.

Rocky Road

It looks like a it might be that kind of road.

Roots Chips

Hey does it come with a beaver on it?

Sand Hill Bubble Gum

The beach made tasty.

Sanded Candy Drops "Root Beer"

Something you get at the beach.

Santa's Cotton Candy

Freshly shaved for your candy enjoyment.

Sea Salt Caramel

I've seen salt... what's the big deal.

Sugar and Spice Collection

Where's the everything nice collection?

Sugar Free Red Licorice

I know, I know, what kind of candy site has sugar free anything?

Sicilian Pistachio and Rose Petal Artisan Chocolate Bar

I think I saw a moivie about this.

Sidekick

I got one of these right to the side of the head once.

Skipjacks

A scene from 3's Company.

Skittles

I like the little "s's" printed on them.

Skittles Bubble Gum

I'm not sure what to write here.

Skittles "Chocolatey Eruption"

If Hawaii had chocolate eruptions I'd go in a heartbeat.

Skittles "Crazy Cores"

They're crazy to the core.

Sky Bar

The bar of the future today.

Smarties

Gives whole new meaning to the expression smarty pants.

Smarties Bar

A place where the intelligent can drink.

Peanut Butter Smarties Bar

I don't like my Peanut Butter to have an attitude.

Smarties Gummies

I always thought gummies didn't have any intelegents

Peanut Smarties

Smartie is a smart word peanut is a funny word.

Snack Barz

I got carded there.

Snickers

I'm satisfied.

Snickers Crunchers

What's better than a Snickers, no really what is?

Snickers Fudge

Laughing with fudge.

Sour Magic Gum

The package says it all.

Special Crisp

What to eat in "special" class.

SpongeBob SquarePants

Who lives in a pineapple in my freezer?..

Spring Mix

It's that time of year again.

Spud Nuts

Potato Anatomy 101.

Spud Stix

I think he formed the band Stix.

Spudj

It sounds like a studder but looks like a potato.

Starburst "Fruit & Créme"

Oui, Oui, zut alour eh?

Starburst Sour Jellybeans

Beans give you gas right?

Stubbe

Is that like a rube only more S like?

Styrofoam Disks (UFO's)

Hey where's my cow?

Sugar Babies

Are you hitting on me?

Sunburst Candy Coated Sunflower Kernels

So good the sun may blow up.

Sun Chips 'Harvest Cheddar'

How does one "Harvest Cheddar"?

Sweet & Salty Corn Bits

The title of my country album.

Sweet Marie

I dated her once.

Sweethearts Conversation Hearts "Forbidden Fruits" Twilight

Sounds sexy.

Swirl Gummy Bears

They spin, and you do my bidding.

Taste Tations

These are the tastyest Tations ever!

Teaberry

Boil some water and enjoy.

T-Rex

Don't make it made or it'll bite your head right off.

3 Musketeers

Better than two and not as good as four.

3 Musketeers Mint "with Dark Chocolate"

What are those Musketeers up to?

Think Gum

Ok I will.

Tic Tac Chill

I'm chill, are you chill?

Toffee-Ettes

Like Smurfette they're small, but they are not blue.

Tootsie Pop

If your dad was Dustin Hoffman in that movie.

Tootsie Roll

Candy in Drag.

Tostitos Mini Size Rounds "Hint of Lime"

Just a hint, well I need more than a hint, darn riddles. Wait a minute, what was I talking about.

Tooth Ache Candy

It hurts just to think about it.

Trident Layers 'Wild Strawberry + Tangy Citrus

It's like chewing a sandwich... a lot.

Turtles Egg

I didn't find mine on the beach.

Turtles Ice Cream Bar

Does it melt slowly?

Twisted Terrors Lollipops

Comes with accessories.

Twix

I think it might be some kind of mish mash meaning two sticks, but I can't prove it.

Twix Java

Coffeeeeeeeeee!!!

Twizzlers "Strawberry"

I use them as straws.

Utz Chips

I thought they where clutz chips at first.

Weird Gummies

I wonder what they're going to be like?

Whatchamacallit

Who names these things?

Whole Bean

When half just wont cut it.

Whoppers

One "whopper" of a candy.

Wunderbar

The name is clever enough.

Xploder

Oddest of the odd.

Yoghurt Dots

The kind you don't want are ones you find on your shirt after you eat a cup of yoghurt.

Young & Smylie Licorice 'Peach Mango'

I'm young and I like to smile.

York Peppermint Pattie

My favorite Peanuts character.

Zours

So sour they gave it a Z.