Alex-Ander the Grape The leader of the candy world.
	Aqua Drops It's the technical name for a droplet of water.
	Awa-awa That's the sound I make when I stub my toe.
	Bird candy thing? Flip someone a bird candy.
	Bizzerks Isn't that a cool Atari game?
	Blitz Stoked Power Mints "Fruit Frenzy" Wow that says a lot.
	Boston Baked Beans Not only am I not in Boston, but these ain't beans.
	Bridge Mixture Something dentist might use.
	Buckeyes I only have eyes for Bambi.
	Bull's Eyes The eye's of a male cow.
	Butterscotch Macaroons I thought it said Macaroni.
	Buttons Not the kind you do up, or the kind you push.
	Caplico Stick "Chocolate Flavored" Nothing says fun like Stick!
	Caramilk Choc-o-Men I want Choc-o-women too.
	Caramilk Deluxe Better than the regular... hmmm.
	Carmelo Blando "Gogo" I ate them wearing gogo boots.
	Caribe I don't know what this means so I can't write anything clever.
	Chargers I put it in my flashlight and all I got was a mess.
	Chicken Bones It would appear the bones are tastier than the rest of the chicken.
	Chocolate Collon Did that say Colon?
	Chocolate Eclairs French pastry? No. Fun? Yes!
	Chocolate Toffee Pistachios Three words that go well together in my mind.
	Chocotelegram And the message is "love".
	Chokoriel All I know is I got a whole bag of them.
	Chomppers That's what I call my teeth.
	Clodhoppers It's idiots jumping.
	Creme Savers "Strawberrie and Creme" If you like savering things that come out of cows then you're in luck.
	Crunchie Egg All eggs are crunchie if you leave the shell on them.
	Cry Baby Tears It reminds me of childhood.
	Curly Wurly Squirlies Say that 3 times fast.
	D'aim Ready, D'aim, Fire!
	Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream Sandwich Cookies It all sounds good but how does it work?
	Disney Tiny Conversation Hearts I talked, they didn't talk back.
	Dots Something I do to my "I" all the time.
	Embittermints They make you mad.
	Ethel M Chocolates Ethel MMMMMMM.
	Everlasting Gobstopper A great treat from a great movie.
	Fear Candy This would be the worst slogan ever for this site.
	Fizzing Whizzbees I love my Whizzbees fizzing.
	Galaxy Minstrels Musicians from outer space.
	Giant Smarties What's 10 feet tall and knows the entire periodic table of elements?
	Hawaiian Host Put on a grass skirt and dance everybody.
	Hershey Pieces I see colors man.
	Hi-Chew "Kiwifruit" It sounds like a sneeze.
	Hiya It's a greeting and a mint.
	IQ Elements 'Lemon Green-T Mint' It's like a cup of tea only without the water.
	Jaffas Original With a name like Jaffas you have to be original.
	Kissables That's me in a nutshell.
	Kit Kat Bites That what I like to do... Bite them.
	Kittyland I think it's an island near Greenland.
	Lindt Not what you might find in your belly button.
	Lotsa Fizz It gives you an idea as to how much fizz there just might be.
	Lumar It's Rusian for fun!
	M&M's (Peanut) At first they where just called M's but one M wasn't enough.
	Macadamia Nut Brittle Deep from jungles of Macadamia come an old and brittle man.
	MacTavish's Butterscotch Candy What says Scottish better than Butterscotch?
	Marabou Milk Chocolate In Canada we pronounce it Caribou.
	Melty Kiss Sexy, oh yeah it's sexy baby.
	Mike and Ike "Oranges 'n Cream" I like Ike!
	Mini Eggs Make an omelette for chocolate fun.
	Minties Just like Grandma used to bake.
	Monster Garage A place to park your Frankenstein.
	MooVistz How can you not eat a candy with an insane cow on the pack?
	Munchies That's what I got!
	Nerds Coming soon, Jocks!
	Nougat 'Bombom de chocolate' I got nothing funny to say about this particular treat.
	Now and Later The candy that time forgot.
	Nutter Butter Bites The nuttier the buttier?..
	O-Imo Choco I would say something clever but I don't even understand what this is called.
	Oompas Slaves in the candy world.
	Parma Violet I know what Violet is but....
	Pez You can build a wall with it.
	Pocky Guess where you can carry them?
	Pocky "Strawberry" Wow now this is interesting.
	Men's Pocky I don't get it.
	Pop Drops It's like someone that drops their father.
	Pot of Gold "Pecan Caramel Clusters" Now with free leprechaun.
	Pucca Choco Pretzel Is Pucca an insult?
	Puccho Stick I understand stick...
	Red Cherry Twists I got a dance that goes like this....
	Red Vines 'Original Red Twists' Let's hope they don't come out with New Red Vines because it didn't work for coke.
	Reese Mini Cups "No Sugar Added" So they're natural?
	Rolo Biscuits When you mug a biscuit you Rol-o Biscuit... I just wrote that and I don't get it.
	Sanded Candy Drops "Root Beer" Something you get at the beach.
	Skittles Bubble Gum I'm not sure what to write here.
	Smarties Gives whole new meaning to the expression smarty pants.
	Peanut Smarties Smartie is a smart word peanut is a funny word.
	Snifters That what you call someone who sniffs right?
	Starburst "Fruit & Créme" Oui, Oui, zut alour eh?
	Starburst Sour Jellybeans Beans give you gas right?
	Stubbe Is that like a rube only more S like?
	Sugar Babies Are you hitting on me?
	Sunburst Candy Coated Sunflower Kernels So good the sun may blow up.
	Super Lemon I had a car I used to call that.
	Tare Panda For the daring type.
	Taste Tations These are the tastyest Tations ever!
	Toffee-Ettes Like Smurfette they're small, but they are not blue.
	Wavel Assorted Chocolates All I need is the box then everything will be ok.
	White Rabbit Just follow him down a hole.
	Whoppers One "whopper" of a candy.
	Wunderbar Roll and after all, your my Wunderbaaaaaar.
	Zours So sour they gave it a Z.