Alex-Ander the Grape

The leader of the candy world.

Almond

Awww Nuts!

Apollo

Best Rocky character ever.

Aqua Drops

It's the technical name for a droplet of water.

Awa-awa

That's the sound I make when I stub my toe.

Bird candy thing?

Flip someone a bird candy.

Bizzerks

Isn't that a cool Atari game?

Bliss "Creme de Menthe"

It sounds like a drink in Kentucky.

Blitz Stoked Power Mints "Fruit Frenzy"

Wow that says a lot.

Boston Baked Beans

Not only am I not in Boston, but these ain't beans.

Bridge Mixture

Something dentist might use.

Buckeyes

I only have eyes for Bambi.

Bull's Eyes

The eye's of a male cow.

Butterscotch Macaroons

I thought it said Macaroni.

Buttons

Not the kind you do up, or the kind you push.

Caplico Stick "Chocolate Flavored"

Nothing says fun like Stick!

Caramilk Choc-o-Men

I want Choc-o-women too.

Caramilk Deluxe

Better than the regular... hmmm.

Carmelo Blando "Gogo"

I ate them wearing gogo boots.

Caribe

I don't know what this means so I can't write anything clever.

Chargers

I put it in my flashlight and all I got was a mess.

Chicken Bones

It would appear the bones are tastier than the rest of the chicken.

Choco Boy

Boy I love choco(late)

Chocolate Collon

Did that say Colon?

Chocolate Eclairs

French pastry? No. Fun? Yes!

Chocolate Kimochi

Or as I like to call them Chocolate monster square thingies.

Chocolate Caramel Pumpkins

No seeds either.

Chocolate Toffee Pistachios

Three words that go well together in my mind.

Chocotelegram

And the message is "love".

Chokoriel

All I know is I got a whole bag of them.

Chomppers

That's what I call my teeth.

Clodhoppers

It's idiots jumping.

Creamy Raspberry

Raspberries are my favorite berry of all.

Creme Savers "Strawberrie and Creme"

If you like savering things that come out of cows then you're in luck.

Crunchie Egg

All eggs are crunchie if you leave the shell on them.

Cry Baby Tears

It reminds me of childhood.

Curly Wurly Squirlies

Say that 3 times fast.

D'aim

Ready, D'aim, Fire!

Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream Sandwich Cookies

It all sounds good but how does it work?

Discover Flavour

This sounds like a challenge.

Disney Tiny Conversation Hearts

I talked, they didn't talk back.

Dots

Something I do to my "I" all the time.

Dots Candy Corn

When candy world collide.

Embittermints

They make you mad.

Ethel M Chocolates

Ethel MMMMMMM.

Everlasting Gobstopper

A great treat from a great movie.

Every Burger

Something I'd like to eat.

Fear Candy

This would be the worst slogan ever for this site.

Fizzing Whizzbees

I love my Whizzbees fizzing.

Galaxy Minstrels

Musicians from outer space.

Garden Ganache (Passion Fruit)

The best looking chocolates ever.

Giant Chewy Nerds

They're taking over the earth.

Giant Smarties

What's 10 feet tall and knows the entire periodic table of elements?

Hawaiian Host

Put on a grass skirt and dance everybody.

Hershey Pieces

I see colors man.

Hi-Chew "Kiwifruit"

It sounds like a sneeze.

Hiya

It's a greeting and a mint.

Hot Tamales 'Spiced Flavored Jelly Beans'

Perfect for your Chilli

IQ Elements 'Lemon Green-T Mint'

It's like a cup of tea only without the water.

Jaffas Original

With a name like Jaffas you have to be original.

K&K

That's twice as much K as I'm used to.

Kissables

That's me in a nutshell.

Kit Kat Bites

That what I like to do... Bite them.

Kittyland

I think it's an island near Greenland.

Koala Biscuits "Milk Cream Filled"

Made with real Koala!

Lakerol Sugar Free Pastilles “Salvi”

I think I had an aunt named "Salvi"

Lindt

Not what you might find in your belly button.

Lotsa Fizz

It gives you an idea as to how much fizz there just might be.

Lumar

It's Rusian for fun!

M&M Coconut

Not too sore if they bonk you on the head.

M&M's 'Mint Crisp'

I thought mint was a leafy typy thing, how can it be crispy?

M&M's (Peanut)

At first they where just called M's but one M wasn't enough.

M&M's "Peanut Butter and Jam Flavour"

PB and J my favourite lunch.

M&M's Premiums 'Triple Chocolate'

All this and a fancy box.

M&M's Wild Cherry

I like my cherries domesticated.

Macadamia Nut Brittle

Deep from jungles of Macadamia come an old and brittle man.

MacTavish's Butterscotch Candy

What says Scottish better than Butterscotch?

Maple Sugar Toffee

Hard like a maple tree.

Marabou Milk Chocolate

In Canada we pronounce it Caribou.

Melty Kiss

Sexy, oh yeah it's sexy baby.

Mike and Ike 'Autumn Medley'

You might fall for them.

Mike and Ike "Oranges 'n Cream"

I like Ike!

Milky

How some prefer coffee.

Mini Eggs

Make an omelette for chocolate fun.

Mini Eggs Popping

It sounds more like a description than a name.

Minties

Just like Grandma used to bake.

Monster Garage

A place to park your Frankenstein.

MooVistz

How can you not eat a candy with an insane cow on the pack?

Munchies

That's what I got!

Nerds

Coming soon, Jocks!

Nougat 'Bombom de chocolate'

I got nothing funny to say about this particular treat.

Now and Later

The candy that time forgot.

Nutter Butter Bites

The nuttier the buttier?..

O-Imo Choco

I would say something clever but I don't even understand what this is called.

Oompas

Slaves in the candy world.

Parma Violet

I know what Violet is but....

Perlas De Spana

Pearls of Spain?

Pez

You can build a wall with it.

Pinky

It's the last finger on my hand.

Pocky

Guess where you can carry them?

Pocky Milk

I didn't know you could milk a Pocky.

Pocky "Strawberry"

Wow now this is interesting.

Men's Pocky

I don't get it.

Pop Drops

It's like someone that drops their father.

Poppets

Where do you put your hand?

Pot of Gold "Pecan Caramel Clusters"

Now with free leprechaun.

Pucca Choco Pretzel

Is Pucca an insult?

Puccho Stick

I understand stick...

Raspberry Love Toffee

Fortunately I love raspberries.

Red Cherry Twists

I got a dance that goes like this....

Red Vines 'Original Red Twists'

Let's hope they don't come out with New Red Vines because it didn't work for coke.

Reese Mini Cups "No Sugar Added"

So they're natural?

Rolo Biscuits

When you mug a biscuit you Rol-o Biscuit... I just wrote that and I don't get it.

Sanded Candy Drops "Root Beer"

Something you get at the beach.

Skipjacks

A scene from 3's Company.

Skittles

I like the little "s's" printed on them.

Skittles Bubble Gum

I'm not sure what to write here.

Skittles "Chocolatey Eruption"

If Hawaii had chocolate eruptions I'd go in a heartbeat.

Skittles "Crazy Cores"

They're crazy to the core.

Smarties

Gives whole new meaning to the expression smarty pants.

Peanut Smarties

Smartie is a smart word peanut is a funny word.

Snifters

That what you call someone who sniffs right?

Spring Mix

It's that time of year again.

Starburst "Fruit & Créme"

Oui, Oui, zut alour eh?

Starburst Sour Jellybeans

Beans give you gas right?

Strange little sugar cristals

What more can I say.

Stubbe

Is that like a rube only more S like?

Sugar Babies

Are you hitting on me?

Sunburst Candy Coated Sunflower Kernels

So good the sun may blow up.

Super Lemon

I had a car I used to call that.

Sweet & Salty Corn Bits

The title of my country album.

Sweethearts Conversation Hearts "Forbidden Fruits" Twilight

Sounds sexy.

Tare Panda

For the daring type.

Taste Tations

These are the tastyest Tations ever!

Tic Tac Chill

I'm chill, are you chill?

Toffee-Ettes

Like Smurfette they're small, but they are not blue.

Wavel Assorted Chocolates

All I need is the box then everything will be ok.

White Rabbit

Just follow him down a hole.

Whoppers

One "whopper" of a candy.

Wunderbar Roll

and after all, your my Wunderbaaaaaar.

Yoghurt Dots

The kind you don't want are ones you find on your shirt after you eat a cup of yoghurt.

Young & Smylie Licorice 'Peach Mango'

I'm young and I like to smile.

Zours

So sour they gave it a Z.