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Alex-Ander the Grape
The leader of the candy world. |
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Aqua Drops
It's the technical name for a droplet of water. |
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Awa-awa
That's the sound I make when I stub my toe. |
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Bird candy thing?
Flip someone a bird candy. |
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Bizzerks
Isn't that a cool Atari game? |
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Blitz Stoked Power Mints "Fruit Frenzy"
Wow that says a lot. |
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Boston Baked Beans
Not only am I not in Boston, but these ain't beans. |
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Bridge Mixture
Something dentist might use. |
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Buckeyes
I only have eyes for Bambi. |
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Bull's Eyes
The eye's of a male cow. |
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Butterscotch Macaroons
I thought it said Macaroni. |
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Buttons
Not the kind you do up, or the kind you push. |
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Caplico Stick "Chocolate Flavored"
Nothing says fun like Stick! |
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Caramilk Choc-o-Men
I want Choc-o-women too. |
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Caramilk Deluxe
Better than the regular... hmmm. |
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Carmelo Blando "Gogo"
I ate them wearing gogo boots. |
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Caribe
I don't know what this means so I can't write anything clever. |
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Chargers
I put it in my flashlight and all I got was a mess. |
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Chicken Bones
It would appear the bones are tastier than the rest of the chicken. |
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Chocolate Collon
Did that say Colon? |
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Chocolate Eclairs
French pastry? No. Fun? Yes! |
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Chocolate Toffee Pistachios
Three words that go well together in my mind. |
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Chocotelegram
And the message is "love". |
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Chokoriel
All I know is I got a whole bag of them. |
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Chomppers
That's what I call my teeth. |
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Clodhoppers
It's idiots jumping. |
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Creme Savers "Strawberrie and Creme"
If you like savering things that come out of cows then you're
in luck. |
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Crunchie Egg
All eggs are crunchie if you leave the shell on them. |
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Cry Baby Tears
It reminds me of childhood. |
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Curly Wurly Squirlies
Say that 3 times fast. |
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D'aim
Ready, D'aim, Fire! |
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Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream Sandwich Cookies
It all sounds good but how does it work? |
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Disney Tiny Conversation Hearts
I talked, they didn't talk back. |
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Dots
Something I do to my "I" all the time. |
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Embittermints
They make you mad. |
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Ethel M Chocolates
Ethel MMMMMMM. |
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Everlasting Gobstopper
A great treat from a great movie. |
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Fear Candy
This would be the worst slogan ever for this site. |
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Fizzing Whizzbees
I love my Whizzbees fizzing. |
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Galaxy Minstrels
Musicians from outer space. |
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Giant Smarties
What's 10 feet tall and knows the entire periodic table of elements?
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Hawaiian Host
Put on a grass skirt and dance everybody. |
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Hershey Pieces
I see colors man. |
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Hi-Chew "Kiwifruit"
It sounds like a sneeze. |
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Hiya
It's a greeting and a mint. |
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IQ Elements 'Lemon Green-T Mint'
It's like a cup of tea only without the water. |
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Jaffas Original
With a name like Jaffas you have to be original. |
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Kissables
That's me in a nutshell. |
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Kit Kat Bites
That what I like to do... Bite them. |
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Kittyland
I think it's an island near Greenland. |
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Lindt
Not what you might find in your belly button. |
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Lotsa Fizz
It gives you an idea as to how much fizz there just might be.
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Lumar
It's Rusian for fun! |
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M&M's (Peanut)
At first they where just called M's but one M wasn't enough. |
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Macadamia Nut Brittle
Deep from jungles of Macadamia come an old and brittle man. |
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MacTavish's Butterscotch Candy
What says Scottish better than Butterscotch? |
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Marabou Milk Chocolate
In Canada we pronounce it Caribou. |
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Melty Kiss
Sexy, oh yeah it's sexy baby. |
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Mike and Ike "Oranges 'n Cream"
I like Ike! |
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Mini Eggs
Make an omelette for chocolate fun. |
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Minties
Just like Grandma used to bake. |
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Monster Garage
A place to park your Frankenstein. |
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MooVistz
How can you not eat a candy with an insane cow on the pack? |
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Munchies
That's what I got! |
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Nerds
Coming soon, Jocks! |
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Nougat 'Bombom de chocolate'
I got nothing funny to say about this particular treat. |
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Now and Later
The candy that time forgot. |
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Nutter Butter Bites
The nuttier the buttier?.. |
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O-Imo Choco
I would say something clever but I don't even understand what
this is called. |
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Oompas
Slaves in the candy world. |
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Parma Violet
I know what Violet is but.... |
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Pez
You can build a wall with it. |
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Pocky
Guess where you can carry them? |
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Pocky "Strawberry"
Wow now this is interesting. |
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Men's Pocky
I don't get it. |
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Pop Drops
It's like someone that drops their father. |
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Pot of Gold "Pecan Caramel Clusters"
Now with free leprechaun. |
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Pucca Choco Pretzel
Is Pucca an insult? |
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Puccho Stick
I understand stick... |
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Red Cherry Twists
I got a dance that goes like this.... |
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Red Vines 'Original Red Twists'
Let's hope they don't come out with New Red Vines because it
didn't work for coke. |
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Reese Mini Cups "No Sugar Added"
So they're natural? |
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Rolo Biscuits
When you mug a biscuit you Rol-o Biscuit... I just wrote that
and I don't get it. |
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Sanded Candy Drops "Root Beer"
Something you get at the beach. |
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Skittles Bubble Gum
I'm not sure what to write here. |
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Smarties
Gives whole new meaning to the expression smarty pants. |
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Peanut Smarties
Smartie is a smart word peanut is a funny word. |
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Snifters
That what you call someone who sniffs right? |
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Starburst "Fruit & Créme"
Oui, Oui, zut alour eh? |
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Starburst Sour Jellybeans
Beans give you gas right? |
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Stubbe
Is that like a rube only more S like? |
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Sugar Babies
Are you hitting on me? |
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Sunburst Candy Coated Sunflower Kernels
So good the sun may blow up. |
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Super Lemon
I had a car I used to call that. |
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Tare Panda
For the daring type. |
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Taste Tations
These are the tastyest Tations ever! |
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Toffee-Ettes
Like Smurfette they're small, but they are not blue. |
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Wavel Assorted Chocolates
All I need is the box then everything will be ok. |
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White Rabbit
Just follow him down a hole. |
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Whoppers
One "whopper" of a candy. |
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Wunderbar Roll
and after all, your my Wunderbaaaaaar. |
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Zours
So sour they gave it a Z. |