Abba-Zaba My dancing queen.
	Abba-Zaba 'Sour Apple' My sour dancing queen.
	Act II Popcorn Ball Now you can sneak popcorn into a theater too.
	Amborines I hear some people actually read these things, I'm sorry I couldn't come up with something funny.
	Astronaut Ice Cream Wow now I feel like a man. A space man!
	Bear Paw Never get between the female and her cubs.
	The Big Purple One I like when a candy name is simple and to the point.
	Brazil Nut Toffee Strangely not from South America.
	Butter Cream Egg I put it on round toast.
	Butterfinger Stixx Slippery things they are.
	Candee Slurpee Is it a drink or a candy?
	Chai Tea Truffle Drink up the chocolate.
	Cherry Cream Bell I wonder if you can still ring it?
	Chocodate The perfect night out.
	Dora I knew a girl named Dora, she was nice.
	Old Fashioned Candy Buttons Some people push my buttons, I eat'em!
	Cartridge Candy Lock and load.
	Cherry Blossom It smells like spring!
	Chocolate Bunny Isn't he cute? Well, isn't he? Hello is anybody listening?
	Chocolate "Christmas Light" Don't bite it or the rest will go out!
	Chocolate Frog Now with 10% more chocolate warts.
	Chocolate Stuffed Marshmallows It's like stuffing a turkey but sweeter.
	Giant Marshmallow Burger All these words together make me smile.
	Fizzy Pellet thing Your guess is as good as mine.
	Fleur de Caramel - à la Fleur de Sel That's French aint it?
	Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy It's like eating a pillow.
	Fruit Tips The fruit tipped me off.
	Halloween Candy Teeth "Zombie" Does it taste like Zombie?
	Honey Sips God bless Canada.
	Ice Cream Rolls Not cold but really round.
	Igor I think it's a monkey that collects brains.
	Lik-m-aid "Fun Dip" It almost sounds obscene.
	L'il Scoops Great for a treat, horrible for ice cream sundaes.
	Mandarine Jelly thing It's as fun as it sounds.
	Macadamia Praline I have nothing funny to say about Praline, it's a serious issue today not to be mocked.
	Mackinac Fudge That sounds like a place that would have a great kids camp.
	Magical Elves Are there any other kind?
	Maple Sugar Oh Canada we stand on guard for theeeeeee.
	Milk Chocolate Bun "Maple & Roasted Peanut" This is bun without bread.
	Miss Vickies "Chocolate Chip Cookies" When your this good they call you Miss.
	Mountain Taffy I could eat a Mountain of Taffy.
	Nestlé Ball Round Goodness.
	Oblea de Cajeta Huh?
	Organic Candy Floss "Canadian Maple" Proud to be Canadian.
	Oyakodon It doesn't get better than this!
	Peanut Butter Cream Egg The chicken that laid this must have been really messd up.
	Peek-a-Boo I see you?
	P.E.I. Cud Spuds Make sure you only eat the ones in packages and not the ones in farm fields.
	Pepito Spanish French treats, I just don't get it.
	Popeye Candy Sticks He yam what he yam.
	IIPN3 (PRIZ (prize in cyrillic) This is not really the name but its the best I could do with my keyboard.
	Pro Pepe Pose It's a long bone.
	Pudding Baby So young so pudding like.
	Puds With a name like that it has to be great!
	Raspberry Creme Cakes I want a T-shirt that says just that.
	Red Bean Puffs Those words don't make any sense together.
	Reese Big Cup "with nuts" This has nuts, I am nuts.
	Reese's Cookies Is there anything they won't make?
	Reese's Swoops If you throw them they will not Swoop.
	Slimy mint thing The world is a fine place when you can find something both slimy and minty.
	Spudj It sounds like a studder but looks like a potato.
	Star Popeye Snack I know that Popeye is a star but a snack too?
	Surreal Not the kind you put milk on!
	Tooth Ache Candy It hurts just to think about it.
	Tukish Delight Turkey is a nice place so I understand this.
	Twizzlers "Strawberry" I use them as straws.
	Vimto Say it with pride...
	Watapachi What could be better than that.
	Wonder Capsule "Hello Kitty" I wonder...