Santa's Cotton Candy

Original Foods

I can't for the life of me tell you how wrong an idea this treat is. I could write a whole book about how wrong the idea of eating Santa Clause's beard might be. I can easily say that out of all of the candies that I've reviewed or even seen in my many years of doing this kind of candy thing goes this is by far one of the worst ideas in candy ever.

Even if one is to take away the fact that you're supposed to be munching on St Nick's facial hair, white cotton candy is still not a great idea. Maybe you can pretend it's like snow, but really it's like eating cobwebs. So basically what we have here is a treat that is supposed to feel and look like an old mans beard but really feels and looks like cobwebs instead.

Now here's the strangest part of the whole situation, it tastes pretty good. It's a cherry flavoured cotton candy and the cherry isn't bad. It's not like it's the most original flavour I've ever had but it's pretty tasty and once you get over the whole look of this stuff it's pretty good.

Taste: 4
Novelty: 1
Texture: 2

All scores out of 5 (December 21 2009)

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