Starburst "Fruit & Créme"

Mars

Not bad, but not really as intense as the original "Starburst". If you want something a little more mild, these are the treat for you. They remind me a little of the "Body Smarts Creamy Fruit Chews" but a little more synthetic. I can't say that I like them for some reason, I think my masculinity is being brought down by eating these. Maybe its the pink package. Maybe its the pastel-like colour but I don't know something is making me feel a little feminine. It's as if they made Barbie "Starburst" or something. I guess it's a marketing thing, but man it feels weird. Well I don't mind them but guys, you might have to watch a football game to balance out your mojo.

Taste: 3.5
Novelty: 1
Texture: 4

All scores out of 5

 

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