Amborines

I hear some people actually read these things, I'm sorry I couldn't come up with something funny.

Astro Pop

Fly me to the moon.

Candee Slurpee

Is it a drink or a candy?

Caramel Apple Pops

Better than eating a real apple.

Dairy Milk with 'creme egg'

It's square, it's got a yolk.

Fear Candy

This would be the worst slogan ever for this site.

Fizzy Pellet thing

Your guess is as good as mine.

Giant Marshmallow Burger

All these words together make me smile.

Halloween Candy Teeth "Zombie"

Does it taste like Zombie?

Kit Kat Ramune

A bar you can't drink at.

Mandrake Lollipop Dipper

Did they eat them in the movie?

Oh Cool!

At least that what it says on the pack.

O-Imo Choco

I would say something clever but I don't even understand what this is called.

Oyakodon

It doesn't get better than this!

Parma Violet

I know what Violet is but....

Sand Hill Bubble Gum

The beach made tasty.

Slimy mint thing

The world is a fine place when you can find something both slimy and minty.

Strange little sugar cristals

What more can I say.

Styrofoam Disks

(UFO's) Hey where's my cow?

T-Rex

Don't make it made or it'll bite your head right off.

Tooth Ache Candy

It hurts just to think about it.

Watapachi

What could be better than that.

Xploder

Oddest of the odd.

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For the daring type.

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