Amborines I hear some people actually read these things, I'm sorry I couldn't come up with something funny.
	Astro Pop Fly me to the moon.
	Candee Slurpee Is it a drink or a candy?
	Mr Stache The candy that will put hair on your... upper lip.
	Caramel Apple Pops Better than eating a real apple.
	Dairy Milk with 'creme egg' It's square, it's got a yolk.
	Fear Candy This would be the worst slogan ever for this site.
	Fini Tennis 'Lemon Lime' If I these don't score well should I call it love?
	Fizzy Pellet thing Your guess is as good as mine.
	Giant Marshmallow Burger All these words together make me smile.
	Halloween Candy Teeth "Zombie" Does it taste like Zombie?
	Kit Kat "Apple Vinegar" Now all they need to make is Kit Kat Olive Oil and I could make Kit Kat Salad Dressing.
	Kit Kat (Potato?) I mashed my bar.
	Kit Kat Ramune A bar you can't drink at.
	Mochi Ice Cream Balls Chewy and cold.
	Mandrake Lollipop Dipper Did they eat them in the movie?
	Oh Cool! At least that what it says on the pack.
	O-Imo Choco I would say something clever but I don't even understand what this is called.
	Oyakodon It doesn't get better than this!
	Parma Violet I know what Violet is but....
	Sand Hill Bubble Gum The beach made tasty.
	Slimy mint thing The world is a fine place when you can find something both slimy and minty.
	Santa's Cotton Candy Freshly shaved for your candy enjoyment.
	Strange little sugar cristals What more can I say.
	Styrofoam Disks (UFO's) Hey where's my cow?
	Sweet Potato Candy Best around Thanksgiving.
	T-Rex Don't make it made or it'll bite your head right off.
	Tooth Ache Candy It hurts just to think about it.
	Watapachi What could be better than that.
	Xploder Oddest of the odd.
	? For the daring type.