By Contributing Writer Eric
Clark
We’ve all been there. For whatever reason, some time
in your life, you’ve needed to bribe someone. And what better way
to bribe than by finding their sweet tooth. So, with hard and tedious
research, I’ve figured out…
The Top 5 best candies to bribe with
5: Juicy Fruit. Now, some people might not agree
with this, but I’m with it all the way. Juicy Fruit is original,
sweet, great tasting, and it has a long chew period! 20-28 minutes
is a great time. And the best part is that everyone knows it! Everyone
knows how great Juicy Fruit is. It's probably the best bribe gum
there is, and it was good enough to get the number five spot.
4: Mars Bar. How can you resist a Mars Bar? Even if you don’t
like the idea of sweet chocolate, caramel and nuts running down
your throat, a Mars Bar is still a great candy to bribe with. Unless
they're allergic to nuts, in which case it’s a great murder
weapon.
3. Mr. Big. Why a Mr. Big, when there are a ton of better and cheaper
chocolate bars out there? Well, simply put; Mr. Big is, well, big.
There is a lot of stuff in this bar, which makes it such a lethal
bribing weapon. So it may not be the best tasting, but they’ll
be chewing it for a long, long, time. |
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2. Aero Bar. This isn’t my opinion; everyone I know loves Aero
chocolate. So what are the chances of your target liking it? High. This
also has the same rule as Juicy Fruit. Everyone knows the Aero Bars are
great-tasting. So to point form it, Aero = great chocolate bar and bribe
tool.
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1. Drumstick. If you’ve never had a Drumstick, then you might
not know where I’m coming from. For those who have, you’ll
agree with me 100%. A Drumstick is probably the best ice cream you
can buy in your local variety store. And to fill you in, a Drumstick
is chocolate ice cream dumped on a great eatable cone, with great
caramel in the middle and nuts sprinkled on top. And hey, if your
target has a little thing for strawberry, than you can get it in
strawberry! Plus, it's pretty expensive and rare, so that jacks
it up on the list. The secret weapon for bribery…Nestle Drumstick |
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